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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    All it took was a drunken bet for Harry to land himself out in the New York countryside to learn the reigns of a dangerous sport from a less than friendly rival of the jockeys his father manages. He grew up loving horses, but how far will Harry have to go in order to finally live up to Norman's Olympic-level legacy?

    Or. This fic is about horses. And Harry falling in love with begrudged, retired, once star-steeplechasing jockey Peter Parker. And Peter Parker's affinity for Harry in fancy clothes. 🏇

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    12 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 10

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    "I can tell that you’re upset and still processing." His father stood and began gathering the dishes. Harry doubted he took any part in making that banquet of a breakfast. The sentiment was meant to be placating, just as the action of cleaning up was meant to soothe and misdirect. Norman ran a hand through Harry’s hair, and cupped the back of his head. "Just please consider how much of a real second chance Peter has given you. The switch is temporary, you’ll have a better-suited body in no time. I promise."

    He smiled and left before Harry barked out a hysterical laugh.

    A t4t parksborn body swap au with the added ethical dilemmas, identity crises, and existential dread. To my Harry Osborn enjoyers, I made this one for you 🥂

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    05 Jul 2025

  3. Rec *

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    14 Mar 2025

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    “Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.

    “Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.

     

     

    Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.

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    10 Mar 2025

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    "Wanna see it?"

    Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"

    "Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
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    Or, the phallo fic.

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    05 Oct 2024