hobbitdragon
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Eddie only bought the thing as a gag gift for a friend's stag party. But he didn't read the user instructions before opening the box, so now it's well and truly his. Whoops.
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Adagio, Appassionata by hobbitdragon
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison
07 Apr 2026
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What if the no-homo scene from canon was a yes-homo scene instead? That’s it that’s literally the fic
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Perihelion was more than intelligent enough to see an opportunity when one presented itself. As soon as its SecUnit had freed the ComfortUnit (which was what Perihelion had hoped for) rather than destroying it, Perihelion messaged the ComfortUnit on a private feed channel.
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This is honestly where I thought season 1 was going in order to fix all the problems it set up, and then instead...it did all of that. So this is just me writing the fix-it using the scenario I thought was going to be canon and isn't.
AKA, Daphne and Simon adopt Marina's babies and Marina becomes besties with them
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The Taste of His Pleasure by hobbitdragon for badassbutterfly1987
Fandoms: Original Work
16 Feb 2026
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Astaroth stood before his bookshelf and browsed the titles. He was bored. He wanted something to occupy him, and he had tried and dismissed most of his usual pastimes as insufficient. The idea of company bored him still further; if there was anyone more tedious to speak to than his fellow nobility of Hell, he could not call them to mind.
But the bookshelves of Hell, both his and those of other demons, held much that was secret and fascinating, sometimes even to the demons themselves.
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- Part 6 of Original Work
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Assorted original work. Most stories in this series are not in continuity with one another, except where marked by additional series names.
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The smutty adventures of a hobbit OC!
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Meet Death Sitting by Anoke, bomberqueen17, hobbitdragon
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Dec 2025
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OK this series has been going on for 2 years now and I should summarize it better.
The first part is several decades of, largely, Geralt and Jaskier's interactions, as they both fumble together toward some kind of meaningful understanding. That section largely concludes with a Jaskier/Geralt/Yennefer endgame.Then there's a time jump, and the series picks up after the events of the Witcher 3 games. I follow Lambert as he copes with grief, and Keira as she learns new things about herself, and the lives they make.
I decided to tell the story of how Ciri became Empress after W3, which intersects with Keira and Lambert's adventures; I read the books somewhere in this and got invested in some of the themes they brought up. And entangled with this, I got interested in the politics of the North, especially the Upper Aedirn Free State and the threads laid down in the Witcher 2 game that didn't exactly get resolved in Witcher 3, and so I have several stories dealing with that thread, which will intersect with the other stories in the same timeline.
See notes for chronological dates and what order the stories really ought to go in!
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Peace-Tied by Anoke, bomberqueen17, hobbitdragon
Fandom Wiedźmin 2: Zabójcy królów | The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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The subset of stories within Meet Death Sitting that deal with the politics of the North-- specifically, Vernon Roche rebuilding Temeria, and Iorveth serving Queen Saskia in the re-formed Upper Aedirn Free State, and the history between these two, and the ways in which they cope with their pasts and look toward building a future.
It's focused around characters mostly from Witcher 2 but you don't necessarily need to be familiar with the game to pick up what's going on; I wrote a slightly tongue-in-cheek summary that does genuinely contain just about all you need to know here on Tumblr.
Gonna mostly leave them in order by publication date, but below is a chronology of the works in the series, so the dates are pretty clear:
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Trans Vernon Roche by Anoke, hobbitdragon
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Aug 2021
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and for a second it feels like I believe her by Anonymous for hobbitdragon
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
04 Jun 2026
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They sleep beside each other. In her dreams, she drowns; in his, he burns. They tell each other nothing.
Written for Whump Exchange 2026.
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Bookmarked by hobbitdragon
16 Jun 2026
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Alex hates Sebastian – which is great because Sebastian more than returns the favour – and what starts out as revenge fantasy turns into unironic lust, which evolves into unrequited love. Alex gets a job, Sebastian marries the farmer, and both of them lose almost everything before finding each other again. A story of two mutual bullies who learn how to messily grow up.
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Bookmarked by hobbitdragon
14 Jun 2026
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Robby is sitting in the visitor's armchair, staring down at Baby Jane Doe in his arms with an expression on his face that Dana's seen plenty of times.
Bookmarked by hobbitdragon
20 May 2026
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A Partial Glossary of the Ethuvereise Language, with Further Etymological Speculations by stardreamer
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison
12 Jul 2015
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As worked out by myself in the course of reading the book.
Secondarily, I am also trying to collect here links to other things that might be considered references for the story and the culture, which are at the end of the work.
Bookmarked by hobbitdragon
30 Mar 2026
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Mikey helps Brian clear his head.
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Bookmarked by hobbitdragon
17 Feb 2026