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It starts with a wedding, a few drunk cigarettes, and waking up in Nara’s bed the next morning.
And then it happens again.
Temari and Shikamaru agree on three ground rules: don’t be annoying in public, don’t expect anything serious, and call it off if it stops being fun.
Unfortunately, they’re both terrible at following rules.
As a strategist, Shikamaru really should have seen this coming.
(Or: how a situationship turns into a Shikadai.)
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- Part 1 of suna no shika | deer of the sand
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Jiraiya loves Tsunade in every version of their lives. At fifteen, at thirty, at fifty. On battlefields and crowded bars and half-destroyed villages. In the spaces between missions. In the years they spend apart.
He's terrible at showing it. Especially when other women are around.
Tsunade loves him too, sometimes angrily, sometimes accidentally, usually begrudgingly.
Often too late to matter.
A story told in snippets about Jiraiya and Tsunade, and all the ways they mess it up over the course of four decades.
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Anya can read minds. Bond can see the future. Together they might be able to save the family and the world.
A collection of times over the course of her life when Starlight Anya gets an assist from Bond.
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He asked her to be his eyes.
“And, well, sir. I’m sitting here with my hair a mess. I’m in the hospital-issued green pajamas, and there’s a very large stack of your paperwork beside me. If that’s what you wanted to know, sir.”
Roy closed his eyes instinctively, useless habit that it was now, trying to build the image from her words anyway.
“I’m sorry if your hands are full, Lieutenant.”
“My hands are empty right now.”
“You know what they say about idle hands,” he said absently.
“Well, mine await your command, sir.”
A dare.
“Do they, Hawkeye?” he said quietly.
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pick your poison (babe, i'm poison either way) by hillybean
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
20 Apr 2026
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Maomao is a second-year PhD student in pharmacognosy who would rather do literally anything than commit to a dissertation topic.
When her advisor forces her to attend a donor symposium, she shows up, judges everyone silently, takes aggressive notes on a bad lecture, and tries to leave early with a glass of wine and a cookie.
When she finds an ethereal stranger with a man bun lurking being the wrong door, she makes a quick escape, but drops her notes.
Jinshi, who was hiding from the event (and everyone in it), picks up the notes—and realizes the one person who ran away from him might be the most interesting one at the event. He resolves to return the notes.
Maomao, meanwhile, would really prefer if he didn't.
COLLEGE AU! EVERYTHING INCLUDING THIS SUMMARY AND THE TITLE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE BECAUSE I TOO CANNOT COMMIT :)
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“…” Yor bites onto her lower lip, her blush darkening as she moves to stuff her face into the pillow, her voice getting muffled. “…Y-yes, it is.”
“Good,” He might be pulling out some new moves that are known to provoke a more sensual feeling for his clients as he works his fingers into her lower back, a spot he knows to be sensitive to most humans but—he doesn’t need her to know. “Then just relax for me, okay?”
That alone manages to have her let out another moan, this time muffled, as he works her up even more.
Or: a fic where Loid notices that Yor is a little stressed lately, so he proposes a harmless solution by giving her a back massage. However, that eventually leads to something a little more than what they both envisioned for tonight.
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"Opayshun Sticks gonna fail?" Anya mumbles, fast asleep.
Loid freezes on the spot.
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26 May 2026
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can we talk (for a minute) by priscilladm
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
21 Nov 2020
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Captain Riza Hawkeye shows up on Monday in a skirt with no explanation whatsoever. The day is completely ordinary and she carries on as she always does, so Brigadier General Roy Mustang pays it no mind. But she continues to do this on Mondays—and only Mondays—so this out-of-character behavior makes him curious.
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18 May 2026
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Just This Once by benicemurphy
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
13 Apr 2020
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“How about a drink?” he tries. “I could use the company.”
He waits, watching Riza watch him. He doesn’t want to admit how badly he wants her to come inside. Maybe she already knows, anyway.
She sighs, a tiny smile playing at her lips. “One drink,” she agrees.
This is a dance they’ve been doing for a long time, just skirting the line of what’s acceptable. Their interactions are sometimes more intimate than their professional relationship warrants, but they are never inappropriate. It never goes too far. Never.
Until it does.
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18 May 2026
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Sai was understandably unsettled when the Uchiha came into the picture, slouching his way onto the training field like he hadn’t been willing to commit mass-slaughter a few months ago. Not that Sai was innately bothered by that fact, seeing as Naruto’s talk-no-jutsu failure rate was low, the Godaime took his trial and sentencing seriously, and none of them were clean of blood. He was more thrown by the way the Uchiha’s presence acted as a liquid accelerant to Naruto and Sakura’s already volatile personalities.
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Sai lives his life, puzzles over the wreck that is Team Seven, and comes to appreciate having an Emotional Support Yamanaka.
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12 May 2026