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    Because that’s what the magic explosion had done: it had turned all of his friends into hormonal, pimpled, unbelievably obnoxious teenagers.

    When he called Fury to ask for advice, Fury laughed, hung up on him, called him back just to laugh some more, and then said, “If nobody’s dying, Stark, I really don’t care” and hung up again.

    Tony wondered vaguely who he had pissed off, besides all the usual suspects. This felt more as though he’d pissed somebody off in, like, a cosmic way.

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    28 Jan 2020

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    Tony may not be the most self-aware guy in the world, but there are a few things he knows:

    1. Iron Man and Tony Stark are one and the same,
    2. he’d make a terrible father,
    3. and his teammates don’t trust him.

    So naturally, he’s the only man left standing when Loki ages them all back to toddlers.

    This is going to go well.

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    10 Mar 2019

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    “You’ve got war in your heart boy,” Howard sneers, “don’t ever try and pretend to be anything but what you are.”

    Tony feels the familiar burn of a flower mark being etched into his skin but he doesn’t look, doesn’t try and check to see what it is. Instead he keeps his eyes on Howard and his hands cupped around his bleeding mouth and nose.

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    10 Aug 2018

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    Bucky Barnes is still mostly The Asset, and he's pretty sure Hydra is going to come back for him soon, so in the meantime he's just going to keep an eye on the Avengers for them. But then Clint spotted him hiding in the shadows, so Tony came out and dragged Bucky back to the Tower, threw him in the shower, and fed him cheeseburgers.

    Now The Asset is having anomalous feelings. In his pants.

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    28 Jul 2018

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    "Trust me Ash, he isn't your soul mate." Luke said and Ashton subconsciously ran a hand over his soul mate tattoo on his inner thigh. He had had the tattoo for as long as he could remember and sometimes it was nice knowing he had already met his soul mate; he just didn't know who they were but sometimes not knowing was torture.
    The thing about soul mate tattoos, they only show up in places where only your soul mate should touch so it wasn't like everyone's was out in the open. Some people got lucky and had theirs on their neck or behind their ear but for the most part, they were hidden.

    Or where Michael is the biggest slut of the school and Ashton really wants to get to know him.

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    01 May 2018