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Ned writes a love letter to Jimbo that he would most likely throw away, except Jimbo found it and took it and read it.
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21 Jul 2026
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Marge goes down to Moe's to settle Homer's bar tab in an unconventional way. No, a REALLY unconventional way.
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18 Jul 2026
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"You're such a successful man! You've created robots that can coexist with humans without tearing apart jobs or families."
The talk show host laughed as the crowd erupted into laughter, Jamie smiled awkwardly.The man leaned towards him, "You have to be honest, when are the bots gonna be able to.." He took his pointer finger and made a circle with his other hand while inserting the pointer in. The crowd exploded again, this time with cheers following.
Jamie smiled again, "We have those plans coming soon."
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16 Jul 2026
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"So this guy just starts stroking the vase! And he's making all these weird noises along with the squelching noise! Like ah! Ugh! Fuuck!"
"Hana! Jeez.. We're in public, I don't need you reenacting that."
"You gotta meet this guy Luci!"
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The tall man smiled, shaking Lúcio's gloved hand. A weird feeling; for a moment, Junkrat could feel his heart pumping from adrenaline. It went away suddenly after letting go of his hand.
"Ya look busy. Sorry to bother you but, I wanted to see if you could sign me launcher? I don't have any paper on me..." Junkrat requested. He pulls out the weapon from a mid-sized bag that he was carrying on his shoulder. The object was heavy as he carefully lowered it to Lúcio's eye level.
Lúcio's eyes fell on the weapon. "It's no problem. Um," Lúcio hurriedly scanned his body, "sorry, I know I was carrying a green marker somewhere.." Finally, the last pocket he reached into contained the said marker.
He held on to the base of the Junker's weapon, while his other hand signed a small 'Lúcio' with a smiling frog next to it.
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Roadhog and Junkrat get recruited at Overwatch : )