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Neil is having an existential crisis, he doesn't feel Real and is close to unravelling. Andrew steps in with a plan to fix it.
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One year on, the Foxes are back at Binghamton and win the death match for a second time, eliminating the Bearcats once again. Everyone’s so focused on worrying about Neil being triggered by the similarities to the previous year – Andrew included – that nobody anticipates Andrew’s meltdown when all hell breaks loose in the crowd after the match and Neil vanishes before his eyes.
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Andrew has a very bad evening (but figures some emotional stuff out).
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Neil wasn't surprised in the least to find a grown — but short — man laying down in the empty stall, not with the way Katana was dancin' in her own. He was, however, surprised to see the man was naked as the day he was born, and brandishing a hoof pick like a knife out in front of him. Pallid and sweating, he looked like he done fell face-down in a sticker patch and run over by cows. Neil stared at him, unbothered, and the man said raggedly, "Back the hell up. I will hurt you."
Neil snorted. "Not like that, you won't," he answered. "You mean to cause any trouble?" Neil asked him, eyeing him critically. "Or you just need some hair'a the dog 'fore I call someone to come collect your sorry ass?"
The man glared up at Neil, but Neil didn't back down. "I could stab you right now," the man threatened, but his tone was sullen, almost chastened. Neil snorted again and the man shifted and winced. "Just give me a minute," he said eventually.
"Sure," Neil nodded. "You take your time. But touch any of my critters or my kids, and I'll shoot you dead, you hear me?"
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18 May 2026
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The game is assassin. It's a game of skill and strategy. Subterfuge. And clothespins.
Andrew plans to win it all.
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30 Aug 2025
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Making a documentary about the Butcher of Baltimore doesn't have to mean moving into the murder mansion with his son, but Kevin's never been one to do things halfway.
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27 Mar 2025
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“Um, okay,” Nicky says. Stops. Thinks. Looks at Aaron with too much urgency, like he has to entertain him fast or he’ll disappear into thin air. “Uh—Andrew! Yes. Andrew and I are having a fight right now.”
Andrew shakes his head at Aaron. “Completely one-sided.”
“He thinks his gaydar is better than mine. Can you believe that?”
“Never said that.” But it’s probably true.
or: Nicky and the twins bond about gay shit
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17 Mar 2025
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Sometimes happily ever after is a long time coming.
The one where Andrew and Neil didn't meet in college. Now, in their sixties, they discover it's never too late for true love.
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18 Feb 2025