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"Jewish father? What do you mean, Jewish father?"
"I mean my father is one of the chosen people. A Yid. A Hebe. A man of Shylock."
"Since when?"
"Well, you see, way back in the day, when Abraham needed an excuse to move to Canaan—"As House comes to accept Wilson's relationship with Amber, Wilson is relieved that the two of them can go back to normal. But in that normalcy comes a discussion of Jews, bisexuals, and change, which places Wilson as having had more in common with House than he'd thought.
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“No, you know, funny.” Margaret tilted her head down conspiratorially and made an aimless gesture with one hand. “Funny like queer.”
“That’s what I said! I’ve always thought there was something queer about him.” Frank stuck up his nose. “I’ve got half a mind to report all those rotten pranks he and McIntyre carry out, take them right to the General.”
“Frank.”When Captain Philip G. Sherman is called into camp to assess Hawkeye Pierce's sanity, he unfortunately suffers from some "gyroscope trouble" (i.e., an overly-friendly advance towards one Major Margaret Houlihan) and is unceremoniously given the boot. Frank stays back to give Margaret some comfort, but discovers far more than he is comfortable with learning.
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“You’re not going to tell my dad about this.”
The pause from Rava is ice and salt, burning against his ear. “That’s it? That’s your first response?”
“Well, Jesus, Rava, what the fuck am I supposed to say?” Kendall snaps. “It’s not like—do you think he’d be shooting fireworks out of his ass to hear that his grandson has some kind of mental problem—”
“Developmental disorder,” Rava clarifies, like there’s any real difference, at least to Logan.Iverson gets an autism diagnosis, sending Kendall down a path of stilted self-reflection and conversations with family.
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Martin loves Hester. Logic would follow that if his kids are both like Hester, he should love that, too. But, sometimes, it hurts.
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"Oh, why did you have to look so damned bewitching all evening?"
"Why did you have to drive me home and walk me to my door?"Lilith, still smarting from the sudden departure of her newly-out husband, finds enough comfort in Niles to divulge a secret. Niles, fresh off the heels of rejection and despair, finds a way to push beyond two lost loves, at least for a night.
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The missing night of "Room Service", or how two women come to rediscover their ids. Lesbian Niles, as is customary.
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It had been Patty's idea, because of course it was – most of the good things in Stan's life were because of her. Something that started as a brief joke between the two of them after Stan complained of his coworkers’ drunken antics at the office Christmas party could bloom into actual reality. Thus: the Uris Chanukah party.
Less than one year after Derry, Stan and Patricia Uris invite some people over, including some friends from long ago.
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12 Jun 2026
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An eighty-year-old widower by the name of Eugene Skinner ventures out one September day in upstate New York for his usual morning activity - fly fishing. His leisurely hobby is interrupted by a bickering pair nearby in the river. That chance encounter with Greg House and James Wilson changes the course of his life.
Told from the perspective of the last friend the boys make on their final road trip.
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10 Jun 2026
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House decides enough is enough. Wilson's white knuckled grip on heterosexuality must come to an end.
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23 May 2026
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“Alright.” Scribble, scribble, scribble. What Frank wouldn’t give to read just one of Palin’s session notes. “Last one,” Palin said. “Benjamin Pierce.”
“Perfect.” Frank blinked when Palin stopped writing and looked at him directly for only the second time since the exercise had started. The word caught up to Frank then and he froze; feeling his chest seize.
or: Frank has some BIG feelings and his therapist is torn between wondering if there's a paper to be had in all this and wishing he'd picked a different profession.
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04 Mar 2026
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“Your dad wants to talk to you,” Hawkeye says, the receiver in his hand outstretched.
“Do I have to?”
Erin’s voice lies just on the edge of a whine. It reminds Hawkeye of the last time they met, when Peg had to wheedle her to wash up before lunch so she wouldn’t track mud in the house. He wants to say yes. He thinks he should say yes. BJ would kill him if he knew he didn’t say yes.
“I can’t make you do anything,” he settles on.ᚒ
In 1966, 14-year-old Erin Hunnicutt runs away. The only place she can think to go is to her semi-estranged, semi-uncle Hawkeye. She wishes she’d packed warmer.Bookmarked by hadesfirst
22 Nov 2025