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    📌 [January 26] Faculty Lounge Announcement

    PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT NOTICE

    It has come to the administration’s attention that certain members of the teaching staff have been very busy inventing romantic storylines involving their colleagues—including, but not limited to, wild allegations of cheating.

    While we appreciate creativity, we must remind everyone that the Faculty Lounge is not an appropriate venue for speculative investigative journalism.

    Please refrain from discussing colleagues’ private lives during work hours. Yes, this includes “innocent” speculation over coffee, Prof. Barry Allen.

    — Office of the Dean

    Clark Kent is taken. Bruce Wayne, by some miracle of the universe, is also taken. What their co-workers don't know is that they're taken by each other.

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    Just a collection of unrelated smut that I’m too lazy to write the plot for! Relevant information will be in the notes of each chapter.

    1. Local succubus doesn't realize he's hooking up with an alien.
    2. Clark accidentally gets sent to the future, where he finds himself in an interesting position.
    3. Having a younger boyfriend can be a little troublesome.
    4. Clark's rut always means a busy week for Bruce.
    5. Bruce loses track of a toy, which ends up causing him a fair amount of trouble.
    6. Clark has to watch different versions of himself enjoying the company of his best friend.
    7. Ivy's attack has affected a civilian, and it's Bruce’s responsibility to help out.

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    07 Jul 2026