grumpy_squirrel
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Fjord helps Caduceus confront and accept his own hypocrisy, selfishness and reassures him it's okay to want things and feel feelings
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- Part 4 of critical role: canonverse snippets
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Essek and Jester sometimes put masks on. It's second nature to them at this point. Masks make it easier not to deal with people, help tell them exactly what they want to hear. Convince that everything is fine.
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- Part 3 of critical role: canonverse snippets
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Essek spills the beans to Beau 'cause Jester asked nicely #ExpositorBeauregardFuckingLionett
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- Part 2 of critical role: canonverse snippets
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Essek needs a break but Not Like This. by grumpy_squirrel for Cers
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
17 Apr 2020
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magic machine broke. you won't believe what happens next!
(Essek and his slice of life adventures while stuck with the Mighty Nein in Xhorhaus)
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what if we were chillin' in our friends' hot tub, and we were both guys by grumpy_squirrel
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
01 Apr 2020
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the mighty nein, a hot boi and his echo knight brother walk into a bar... and a familiar paladin is already there
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for filling in the blanks of certain scenes and downtime
aimed for canonverse, might end up not entirely canon compliant- Words:
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one helluva self-indulgent Fean college au by grumpy_squirrel
Fandom Life is Strange 2 (Video Game)
01 Dec 2019
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The Captain is still. Not that Ororon had expected him not to be, of course, it’s just that it feels uncanny.
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14 May 2026
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as the night whispers to me your name by vulpescereus
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Jan 2025
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i think of you. i miss you. i l̶o̶v̸e̶ you.
or: when you've been dommed so thoroughly you can imagine your dom's voice telling you to get on your knees because he's sitting like THAT. that's ororon's predicament.
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14 May 2026
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Hey boy, you moan like a girl by Absinthe_minded_professor (sulfur_socks)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Apr 2026
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Phainon realized he was standing a little too close when Mydei’s back brushed against his front, the smell of strawberries and pomegranates mixed with sweat a dizzyingly enticing combo. He opened his mouth to apologize but Mydei didn’t seem to mind at all, crouching and inevitably dragging his ass right against Phainon’s crotch. Mydei rose to his feet again, a whimper escaping his plush mouth as he exerted his strength to lift, his cheeks flushed, his face dewy, his eyes half mast. Phainon swallowed.
He whined, loud and breathy when he crouched down again, his lashes fluttering and his muscles flexing, looking a little too sinful at 5am on a weekday.
“Something…the matter, Phainon?” Mydei asked, his voice gravelly, his sunset coloured eyes meeting his gaze again in the mirror like he hadn’t been moaning and sticking his ass out against Phainon.
The last thing Phainon expected after going to the gym at five in the morning to avoid the usual 8 am crowd was to be subjected to a beautiful man moaning like a girl every time he used gym equipment.
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20 Apr 2026
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Varka looks back down at his exposed torso and picks a scar. He doesn't know its origin, though he's sure Lohen would jump into a high tale about its creation if he asked. He leans down and presses another tender kiss over the raised skin.
"S-stop," Lohen demands, bucking his hips to try and shake off Varka's firm and gentle hands.
He's never heard a stutter fall from the lips that always carried a smirk and begged for punishment. Varka grew even more determined, his passion and care for the younger man burning bright in his chest. He continues his trail, kissing each scar he comes across as Lohen begins to tremble.
"Quit it!" Lohen tries to deny him, glaring through a blush as he tries to thrash and push Varka away.
"Shh," Varka hushes him gently, lips tickling the jut of his hip, tongue lapping a slow, deep kiss right above his hemline as Lohen flinches and aches his back, head thrown up and away from the image of the love Varka is showing him.
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In which Varka gives Lohen his first experience with gentleness.
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14 Apr 2026
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Is It Gay To Kiss Your Homie Goodnight? by SoundlessWhisper
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Jan 2026
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Phainon's life isnt an easy one: rent is going up, dating had been nothing but a disaster, and now the entire internet thinks he’s gay because he kept looking— absolutely not staring— at the male barista during his date.
He swears he’s straight. Totally. Completely.
It’s just that... Well... The barista has a lethal face card, okay?
And maybe a really nice body too... He's saying it in a bro way, of course!Or; Phainon is pretty sure he's not into guys. At least until the universe—or Cipher, he isnt sure about it yet— decides to test it, by making him share an apartment with the most attractive man he had ever seen.
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11 Nov 2025