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Years after moving away from South Park, Kyle gets an unexpected call from an old friend.
With COVID-19 sweeping through the city and his flight home cancelled at the last minute, Stan is stuck spending the night with the last person he thought he'd need help from.
... Make that several nights.
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24 Jun 2026
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In high school, Stan's mother thinks his old friend Kyle will be a good influence. Kyle doubts it.
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16 Jun 2026
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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15 Jun 2026
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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12 Jun 2026
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“Hah, okay. Think like this.” Stan gestures vaguely. “Teenage years are like a tutorial… but for real life, ‘n time is running out for you. So here’s me, but not me, hot–girl me, asking you on a practice date.”
He watches him for a second, processing the words, then sinks back into bed with a heavy sigh. “It’s too fucking early for this.”
Stan kisses him again, gently, tiredly, and there’s no resistance. He snuggles closer. “C'mon. It’ll be soo fun.”