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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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26 Feb 2023
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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19 Feb 2023
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Hermione believes that every problem has a solution, and that solution can be found in a book. That is, until Draco starts sitting to her right every Friday. She has no answers until help comes in the form of an unlikely source: Ron Weasley.
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18 Feb 2023
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It's Valentine's Day and the Ministry has cooked up a new type of torture in the form of a 'Muggle Movie Valentine's Mixer'. Romantic film character costumes are required and though Hermione Granger hates Valentine's Day, it's mandatory - so she's decided to re-purpose an old Halloween costume and go as Buttercup from The Princess Bride. Unbeknownst to her, her annoying(ly hot) co-worker Draco Malfoy is planning something from the same film... When they see each other at the party, snark erupts and sparks fly. Whatever will they do to work out the unbearable tension???
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12 Feb 2023
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The one where he loses his memories of her and their secret relationship, in the midst of the war.
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11 Feb 2023