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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Marcille could feel the blood rushing to her cheeks, and her tongue felt like a dead fish in her mouth as she tried getting it to work.
    “W-What are you getting at?” she squeaked, knees knocking together.
    The Winged Lion leaned ever closer, and fell to its knees. Even then, it still dwarfed her, and its curling black horns only made the tight squeeze in Marcille’s gut wrench even tighter.
    “What I’m getting at,” it purred, a contemporary phrase sounding alien on its lips, “is that in order to fully connect as one, we need to be intimate with each other.”
    Its yellow eyes glittered. “Fuck, as you Elves would say.”

    Marcille thought she would just about die from embarrassment. Never in her wildest dreams would she have thought those would be the words to fall from this monster’s mouth, and it made her whole body stiffen up like somebody had shoved a spear up her ass.
    “WHAT?!” she shrieked, her voice ten octaves higher than usual. “ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?”
    Here she was, being propositioned for sex by a monster! Marcille had half a mind to go diving headfirst out of the window to avoid this unbearable conversation.

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    27 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    24 Oct 2024

  3. Rec 2

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    A series of unfortunate flight booking decisions leave Max and Austin in a bind. Will they make it to the Alpha-1 wrestling show before it's too late?

    Or: How Platinum Max got his groove back, dropped The Hottest Bar of All Time, and (maybe) learned to love again

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    10 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Courier meets a strange new companion at the Mojave Outpost.
    Series of one-shots based off a series of good posts by @ohnoproblems.

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    28 Apr 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    They didn't construct a pillow wall, they just went to bed on their own sides. Danhausen wondered out loud if he should send an angrily worded email to HR ("human repossession" as he called it) about somebody booking them into a room with only one bed together, but had eventually decided against it.

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    Hook and Danhausen are forced to share a bed in a hotel room. Oh, and they could be soul mates, too and they're definitely in a pretend relationship. Just tropes, all tropes, all the time.

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    08 Jun 2022