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“No, no, we must fuck,” Ilya says, getting two hands on Shane’s ass and pulling him closer. “You come to my hotel room in the middle of the night, you think I let you leave without giving you what you want?”
After their talk, Ilya needs to give Shane what he wants. How else is he going to make him stay?
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David Hollander has a plan. Unfortunately, the plan requires his phone. Which is dead. Of course it is. That was the cause of all of this.
Why Shane's dad fled the cottage.
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The Very Model of a Modern Minor Miracle by gala23
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2020
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Crowley suggests that he and Aziraphale visit the top rated restaurant on TripAdvisor. It would take a miracle to get a reservation.
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A missing scene fill-in for the fade-to-black in chapter 75. So porn, basically.
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There’s a reason why when Aziraphale and Crowley dine together, only Aziraphale actually orders any food.
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Destiny Calls, You Just Have To Ignore It. [AKA: COMPHET HOLLANDER] by Mordent
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Mar 2026
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Shane is not a great liar. Except he has to be, actually, because he has a very, very big secret.
A fic about compulsory heterosexuality, performing, masking, and being really, really, horny for Ilya Rozanov.
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04 May 2026
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Ilya:
9/10 she had frecklesShane:
7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it---
Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck
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01 May 2026
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Most people know that famously superstitious Shane Hollander repeats any pregame routine that takes place before a playoff win.
It's probably best they don’t know that routine includes his sex life with the opposing captain.
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24 Apr 2026
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Who.
Who taught Shane about this.
Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.
Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.
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20 Apr 2026
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“You don’t mind, do you?” Shane asked, before he could stop himself.
Ilya looked at him like he’d said something stupid. Shane cringed. “No, it is good for me,” Ilya said, his lip curling up. “Healthy competition.”After Sochi, Shane starts sleeping with another man. After Vegas, he picks back up with Ilya, too.
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15 Apr 2026