10 Bookmarks by funkymonkey67
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An awkward boy moves in right across from Craig’s house, and he can’t help but feel an overwhelming curiosity toward him—one he desperately wants to smother until it disappears.
But things take a turn in the opposite direction when that very boy shows up at his door, a massive instrument in hand, ready to spend three days a week under his roof.
The more Craig wants him gone, the closer they become.Or, where Tweek starts teaching Tricia how to play the cello, and Craig just can’t get him out of his head.
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25 Jul 2026
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Tweek Tweak and Kenny McCormick are life-long best friends, and have just finished their freshman year at Denver University.
Tweek is relieved - peace and quiet at last!
Except Kenny didn't know the meaning of those words.
Behind Tweek's back, he has signed them up for their next semester at University to be abroad in Australia as part of a unique exchange program that gives them experience working in marine biology in the Great Barrier Reef.
Tweek is not one for change. Tweek is not one for taking chances.
Tweek is also not one to be swayed by Kenny's insistence that he could meet hot guys 'without shirts and with rocking bods' on the beach in the Australian summer.
But he agrees. He folds. Kenny makes some good points that this is a 'good opportunity'.
He's cautious. He is ready to take the next flight home if he comes across anything deadly or dangerous.
But when Tweek comes across a certain lifeguard he can't take his eyes off, he wonders if his threshold for danger and living in a new country would shift.
Or is he just like Kenny - fucking crazy?!First 6 chapters available on https://www.youtube.com/@Inflammable77 read aloud by me XD
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24 Jul 2026
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Tweek just wanted a good night’s sleep.
Then his neighbor started playing the trumpet at 1am
Now, somehow, Tweek can’t decide what’s more distracting: the music or Craig Tucker.
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Tweek crashes out on his new neighbor because he won’t stop playing the trumpet at crazy hours of the night. Somehow they fell in love.
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24 Jul 2026
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Craig Tucker has been keeping a secret for some time now. He thinks he’s been hiding it pretty well from what he can tell. That is—until the Tucker family ultimately grow suspicious of the sudden changes Craig’s been showing, and they’re determined to find out what could possibly make the stoic boy actually show emotions.
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Craig has a secret boyfriend.
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24 Jul 2026
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The journey of Craig Tucker introducing his biggest passion to his four closest friends through the eyes of Clyde Donovan's experiences. He had been insecure about having a nerd hobby when he was little, until Clyde learned to appreciate it, eventually drawing the interests of Tolkien, Jimmy and Tweek as they grew up. Clyde also eventually witnesses Craig's heart open up and blossom with admiration and love, but not solely for the beauty of the galaxy.
Rated T for South Park-typical language.Series
- Part 1 of South Park One-Shots
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23 Jul 2026
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Tweek buys a love potion off Bebe to finally have a happily ever after with his year-long crush before wrapping up senior year. Unluckily for him, he sprays it on the wrong person.
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21 Jul 2026
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“At least I don't stomp around with a bad attitude and a shitty hat! Maybe you're right Craig, maybe your training is perfect - but you distract people with how nasty you are and how ridiculous you look in that thing! What are you, ten years old?!”.
“Leave my hat out of this! I wear it for a practical reason - it keeps my ears warm!”.
“Ooh, cold ears! Now there's a tragedy if I ever saw one!”, Tweek retorted sarcastically.
The Oxford Comma is a bar on the main strip in Denver that entices people inside with bright lights that mesmerize and illuminate stained glass windows. But young bartender Craig Tucker contrasts warm and inviting. He’s nonchalant at best but well-known to cantankerous, sardonic and well - just plain RUDE.
There’s a reason the bar goes through employees almost as fast as he changes his own underwear - Craig does NOT play nice with others. He doesn’t just keep his cards close to his chest, he keeps them buried six feet under.
But one blistering cold December night a lost looking blonde stranger enters the bar and successfully acquires a job working alongside Craig
How do Tweek and Craig go from Strangers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers?!
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21 Jul 2026
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School is not a Craig place to be. Craig places to be include the inside of the coffee shop and the drive-thru, and nowhere else, because that’s the routine. That’s where Craig is supposed to exist. He’s supposed to not be a real person with his own life doing his own things and showing up around campus at the university Tweek logically knew they both go to. He was counting on Craig being an occasional side character he could sigh wistfully about and then go back to normal, real life, not someone who does unpredictable things like accidentally sign up for the same gen-ed!
It’s probably a miracle he didn’t see him outside the shop sooner. Or literally run into him, like out of nowhere on a sidewalk. Scary.
or; Craig has been a regular at Tweek Bros. for a while, and he can't stop thinking about the cute guy who usually makes his drinks. He has no idea he's ruining Tweek's life, because Tweek can't stop thinking about him, either.Series
- Part 1 of espresso martini
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19 Jul 2026
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Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.
Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.
“Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”
Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”
Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.
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After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media.Series
- Part 2 of eccentric orbits universe
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19 Jul 2026
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Tweek, a college sophomore and creative writing major. High Strung, Caffeine Addicted and a hopeless romantic. He always thought he would meet the love of his life at a bookstore, a writing class or slam poetry event. Instead Bebe Steven’s late night call derails the entire fantasy. Craig Tucker, the low-effort baseball player. Crude and blunt, the opposite of Tweek’s dream partner. One late night call turns into a forever changed perspective.
Credit to: livviartt on TikTok for the inspiration!
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18 Jul 2026