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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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- 187,239
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- 58/?
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29 May 2026
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,620
- Chapters:
- 65/?
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- 10
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19 May 2026
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Connection (Long Shot) by chubbysloth11
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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As Rocky and Grace head towards Erid, a transmission comes through over the ship's comms.
A human voice.
After (rightfully) freaking out, Rocky and Grace have a new friend to rescue. Will they make it in time? And if they do, what will it be like to have another human aboard?
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- Part 1 of BloodyMary
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- English
- Words:
- 96,295
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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19 May 2026
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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- 6/?
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18 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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- English
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- 26,850
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- 10/10
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- 2,232
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18 May 2026
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Repossession by dreamsofspike
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale's clandestine love affair has spanned the past fourteen years, with Heaven and Hell none the wiser. Or so they thought. Angel and demon alike quickly learn that Heaven can be far crueler than Hell.
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- Part 1 of Repossession and Related Works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 190,064
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 4
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- 8,084
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01 Apr 2026
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Power had suggested “What about whoring yourself online?”, which at the time had sounded like a joke. Despite the absurdity of it all, Denji found himself creating a profile at a shady porn site that would supposedly allow him to broadcast a live feed for money, Power’s words having the absolute worst influence on him as usual.
It was worth a try, right? Otherwise he’d just have to give Makima’s thugs one of his testicles or something, he had two and wasn’t using them for anything worthwhile anyway. He chewed at the skin of his fingers by his nails as he thought, the facemask’s strings stretching as he fit his hand underneath it to do so. Until he heard the chime.
Octopus devil has joined the live!
In a universe in which devils don't exist, Denji finds himself borrowing money from the mafia for medical reasons. As a result, his job at the café doesn't cover it anymore and he decides to give live cams a shot despite his inexperience.
Yoshida works as a tattoo artist while trying to put his dark past behind. Kishibe bugs him about his life being stuck in a routine, his solution? a link to a questionable porn site, which he hands to Yoshida on a crumpled piece of paper.
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- English
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- 64,439
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- 9/9
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- 449
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12 Mar 2026
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R wlm'g pmld dszg blf hzrw (I don't know what you said) by Milk_and_Egg
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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You don't like talking to people. You don't like how they look at you like you did something wrong by just existing. The man in your closet is different. He doesn't think what you say is odd, because he doesn't know what you say. You don't know what he says either. It's perfect. especially when you can't handle the pressures of the end of the world.
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- Part 1 of Milk's NINAH-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,249
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 837
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11 Mar 2026
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A Sliver Of Light Within The Darkness by Theboinicofr
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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You and Daisuke were thrown into the crew last minute, you're not interested in making friends, but thanks to your health issues, get close to the nurse. what'll come of that?
- Language:
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- 100,777
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 663
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- 64
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08 Mar 2026
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
- Language:
- English
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- 148,882
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- 20/24
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- 2,548
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09 Feb 2026
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Connor, a postgrad taking a semester off from forensic science, liaises with his father’s police station, occasionally working cold cases. When he picks up a cold case conspiracy that indicates a plot to revert all Deviant androids back to their original state, he realises he’s onto something huge, but his bad habits and drinking have made his father annoyed enough to get the HK800 – Hank, one of the only reverted once-Deviants in the world – who serves as bodyguard, nanny and curfew enforcer. Connor, frustrated that he can’t properly work on the case and looking to get Hank off his back, decides what better way to do that, then to make him a Deviant again?
- Language:
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- Words:
- 251,428
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- 33/33
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18 Oct 2025