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Three facts about Lando’s current season:
- Adrenaline makes him hard, which makes everything in his life an absolute minefield to navigate.
- He is tired of other drivers making jokes about his massive cock at the hospitality urinals.
- Oscar Piastri has never once participated in any of it.
Point 3 started off being cool. A welcome display of maturity. Unfortunately, it has since become a deeply horny fixation, a challenge that Lando now wants to win.
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16 Jun 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
Alternatively:
Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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13 Jun 2026
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It's a family feud. Or so Lando and Oscar like to think, because they are the only ones still left feuding, unable to move on from the past that had turned them against each other. Yet somehow, no matter how much they wish they would just disappear from each other's lives, they keep ending up at the same places. Oscar getting a job at Lando's dad company ends up being another of those strange coincidences, which forces them to pretend to be working together while still plotting on how to get the other fired. Except there is only so much hatred that can be tolerated and not turned into something deeper and more difficult to explain.
Or: childhood friends to enemies to lovers
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01 Jun 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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15 May 2026
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Seeing Lando again after five years brings up a lot of old memories.
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30 Apr 2026