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    After Harry hears some rumours about Malfoy, he becomes more and more curious until he just has to get some answers. Malfoy is more than prepared to give him anything he needs, just as long as he gets something back in return.
    Harry’s not sure why he’s surprised that it’s something moderately illegal.

    In which Ron continues to get far too many eyefuls, Hermione has had quite enough with everybody, and Harry’s not sure why enemies to friends to friends with benefits isn’t enough for him.

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    Harry becomes incredibly curious, and somewhere along the line ends up accidentally falling in love with Draco Malfoy. Because of course he bloody would.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    The age-old tactic of barricading yourself in a 1x2 hole in the ground is a good last resort when you're overwhelmed by mobs. A final effort to make it through the night. Tried and true.

    But it turns out, fitting into such a limited space with another person is a bit more tricky.

    During the one night Bdubs can't find his bed to skip to the morning, he and Etho find that out the hard way.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.

    “I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”

    With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.

    This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.

    “Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”

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    Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    The guy laughs—a warm, low sound, caramel-sweet. “You really don’t remember anything?”

    “Not a blip,” Bdubs says. “Wait, I didn’t get your name. What’s your name?”

    There’s a second when Bdubs thinks he won’t answer—he just looks at Bdubs, and his eyes go strangely crinkley around the corners. Then, he says, “Etho. I’m Etho, Bdubs.”

    Bdubs has amnesia. But that's not going to stop him coming to some extremely rational conclusions about the state of his own heart.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Grian has a secret.

    He hasn’t told anyone, and he does his damndest to hide it. For all his life, he’s never admitted it once, and no one on the Hermitcraft server has figured it out, thank god. He really doesn’t plan to tell them either.

    It’s horrifically embarrassing.

    He can’t read.

    Which is a problem now, because Scar invited him on a lovely evening picnic and now at the end, he’s handed Grian a handwritten note.

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    Grian can't read and hasn't told a soul. Scar confesses with a love letter. Grian wants to crawl into a hole and die. They kiss

    IDEA CREDIT TO JULIE @MUFTIYS ON TWT!!

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    01 Jul 2025