freakedpunk
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Idle Hands May Be the Devil's Playthings, but Angels Handle Heartstrings Just as Well by freakedpunk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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it's rather tragic when the one thing you really, truly want is the one thing that you deserve the least. crowley, through inopportune circumstances, continues to be a victim of tragedy.
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A Short Jaunt Through a Demon’s Thoughts, in No Particular Order: by freakedpunk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2019
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crowley is of the firm belief that he is fundamentally evil and nothing but. aziraphale, by definition, is the very epitome of good itself, and so crowley is absolutely not worthy of him. (despite all this, he still longs for him, and frankly, it's rather inconvenient.)
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The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jun 2026
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Welcome to the Ultimate Game.
If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.
For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.
They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.
Now, it’s time for El Plan.
Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.
Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.
My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.
Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.
Series
- Part 1 of Hit Me With Your Best Shot
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,201
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 671
- Kudos:
- 3,088
- Bookmarks:
- 978
- Hits:
- 72,452
Bookmarked by freakedpunk
12 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
fucking amazing. ilya rozanov you are indeed gods greatest gift to WAGkind
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Unknown Number: sooooooooo with our boys married are we now besties in law??? 👀
Unknown Number: this is rose btw
Unknown Number: 👋Sveta: they need all the help they can get
Sveta: the two of us together would be more power than they could handle, no?---
Svetlana and Rose met at Ilya and Shane's wedding, but it turns out they get along better than anyone might have guessed.
Bookmarked by freakedpunk
11 Jul 2026
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Hollanov Support Group(chat) by 7ate9
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
Rose: Where have you guys found it?
Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
Troy: Garage ones, plural?***
Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there
Or or, the lube fic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 407
- Kudos:
- 6,421
- Bookmarks:
- 1,014
- Hits:
- 35,222
Bookmarked by freakedpunk
11 Jul 2026
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When the long game falls apart, Shane and Ilya need a new plan.
I recommend reading the series in order it was posted, even though the second fic is a prequel to the first one.
- Words:
- 62,939
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2,458
Bookmarked by freakedpunk
11 Jul 2026
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A heavily pregnant Jackie Pike can't sleep and heads to the hospital to sit with Shane. A trip to the bathroom at the start of visiting hours leads to her overhearing Ilya's visit.
Bookmarked by freakedpunk
11 Jul 2026