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    Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    AUGGHHH THE TENDERNESSS

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    After everything, Bilbo becomes an integral part of castle workings—and honestly, there’s not much waiting for him back at the Shire. So he stays, and decides to learn more about dwarrow culture while he’s at it. As it turns out, dwarf kings are significantly more affectionate than he’d expect...

    (Or: Four dwarf traditions Bilbo adopted, and one very pleasant custom that dwarves and hobbits share.)

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    14 Feb 2026

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    GRAAAAAAAAAAAH

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Are you a spirit?” I asked.

    “Tch! It is extraordinarily hasty to wander into the realms of the preternatural on such scant evidence. You will find I am as corporeal as you.”

    “I am not so certain about that, Holmes,” I said raggedly, unable to raise my voice to more than a whisper. “You have no pulse.”

    (The Return of Sherlock Holmes... Or something like him.)

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    16 Dec 2025

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    crying sobbing screaming

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    It wouldn't be the first time the inevitability of things hurt someone Sherlock cared about.

    It wouldn't be the last time he wasn't able to stop it - to predict what would happen, let his mind piece together a crime scene before it turned more deadly than it already was.

    If not every time, if only this one instance - he, at least, should have been able to stop Watson from opening that door.

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    03 Dec 2025