foamrolls



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "And is like I said, very easy to do. You just lay back and let someone else do work. Could do it in my sleep, would not be problem at all for me to come hands-free.”

    Hollander scowled, full competitive personality shining through. “Prove it.”

    “Fine, I will,” Ilya snapped back.

    Hollander's eyes went wide, and so did Ilya's when he realized what he had promised. His words hung in the air between them, suddenly heavy with implication.

    ---
    Ilya doesn't think switching with Hollander one time for the sake of settling a bet will change anything about their arrangement, and it certainly wouldn't make him discover anything about himself. Afterall, it would only be one time, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,870
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    756
    Kudos:
    3,657
    Bookmarks:
    1,163
    Hits:
    51,816

    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Ilya,” Shane moved closer to Ilya, close enough now to lean in and kiss him, and said, “Ilya, I really fucking want to be that for you. I want to be nice to you. I can't keep pretending I don’t like you. And I want to take care of you sometimes, if you’ll just let me.”

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In between when Shane and Ilya return to their teams after getting benched and the start of the playoffs, there's still one more week of the regular season. During that week, there is therapy by proxy, a request for emotional support nudes, a romantic declaration about pizza toppings, a disagreement about who turned who gay and another disagreement about whether Montreal Voyageurs games are better than porn.

    Ilya: Reporter got my number and is asking what I think about parliament trying to ban conversion therapy
    Ilya: What the fuck is conversion therapy?

    Shane: No idea, maybe it's actually good my team won't let me talk to reporters

    Ilya: Am googling this is evil shit. Lucky you didn't know about this you would have tried to send yourself before I finished converting you to my dick

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    2,351
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    11,369

    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ilya smirks. "Is funny, because if anything I was the one who turned you gay."

    "Fuck off." Although, Shane's sexual orientation has basically been Ilya Rozanov and no one else will do since he was eighteen, so maybe Ilya isn't necessarily wrong.

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    His father would accuse him of being weak, of letting his heart lead him to stupid places. But for once in his life, Ilya can’t bring himself to care about this. He wants Shane. He wants to coax his boyfriend into ordering takeout from that place they like around the corner from Ilya’s apartment and cheating on his diet a little. Then he wants to blow him on the couch, and he wants Shane to ride him. They can shower afterwards and put some highlights on the TV before falling asleep and ignoring Shane’s alarm the next morning. He wants the peace they had at the cottage during the season, to steal those moments and get to exhale.

    --
    Inspired by this tweet by @paulasoldestson: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    412
    Kudos:
    24,674
    Bookmarks:
    4,434
    Hits:
    181,527

    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
    “Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
    Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
    or
    What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,470
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    18
    Comments:
    2,170
    Kudos:
    31,680
    Bookmarks:
    5,226
    Hits:
    334,673

    12 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ilya loved Shane, dearly. He would cut off his left arm for Shane. He would not “just tell Scott Hunter” for Shane.

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,307
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2,645
    Kudos:
    14,224
    Bookmarks:
    5,265
    Hits:
    263,981

    12 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Either way, the result is that Shane Hollander is buttoning a black jacket over a dark shirt and trying not to grin like an idiot because Ilya Rozanov has, over the last month, started feeling less like a beautiful ongoing emergency and more like someone Shane might actually get to keep.