flamingknickers
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- Overwatch (Video Game) (3)
- Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (3)
- Dragon Age: Origins (1)
- Fallout 4 (1)
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While destiny decided one would destroy the other, fate had other things in mind.
Trapped in Apocrypha, Rosalynn finds herself face to face Miraak, and learns he's more than just an ancient enemy. Between danger, desire, and the pull of shared power, the lines between survival and surrender start to blur. Bound by prophecy, they find a connection they never asked for—but that neither can deny.
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When Solitude fell, Elisif knelt.
To end a war. To spare her people. To stop the bloodshed over a crown she never wanted.
In return, she was stripped of her titles and taken to Windhelm—not as a prisoner, but as a ward.
A symbol. A warning. A living reminder.In the cold stone halls of her enemy’s palace, Elisif must navigate the sharp edges of court, the weight of a crown no longer hers, and the quiet fury of being a woman whose choices have always been made for her. Letters to an old friend may be her only comfort… until the man who took her throne begins to look at her like something more than a trophy of war.
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Jesse and Hanzo kiss under the mistletoe, things get out of hand, the end.
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A really short, really terrible AU where Genji and Lucio meet at a bar, flirt shamelessly, and overall embarrass me. You're welcome or I'm sorry, whichever applies.
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It's A Quote From The Movie by flamingknickers for RosalieMizzrym
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
07 Dec 2018
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A quick and easy "did I just say that out loud" accidental confession ficlet that I AM NOT SORRY FOR.
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My Phlebotomist is a Vampire by theanimatedauthor
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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Winnifred is definitely not going to pass out at the clinic this morning while giving blood. And she’s definitely not going to do it in front of the new and very handsome doctor on his first day at said clinic. And the smell of her blood is definitely not going to send Dr Allistar Winslow’s orderly life into a tailspin.
Definitely not.
Series
- Part 1 of My Phlebotomist is a Vampire
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27 Mar 2026
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Josephine discovers that the faceless object of her online desires just so happens to live in her new home of Pelican Town. And he is very DTF.
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10 Mar 2025
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“You are at St. Mungo’s. You were in a coma.” He looks me over again, taking a pause. “I am a Healer here now,” he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I’ve thrown mud at him.
Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, “What’s your name?”
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07 Feb 2025
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After tripping a mad wizard’s trap, Astarion—now blinded—must navigate the Underdark with Eleanor back to their crew. These two shitheads must cheat, stab, and flirt their way through flooded caves, monsters, and something hunting them in the dark. All while very confusing feelings begin to muddle up Astarion’s Very Simple plan.
Sequel to Feeding Alligators
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- Part 2 of these two shitheads
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- 43/43
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04 Dec 2024
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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29 Sep 2024