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3-Where They Have to Take You In by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
19 Oct 2020
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Seven years after "Schism," Obi-Wan turns up at Qui-Gon's new temple, the worse for wear and hiding a secret he ultimately can't keep.
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Innocuous by flamethrower
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
(Fan Cover Art by my own Eldest Podling.)Author's Notes: This story can be read as a Standalone, OR as part of the series (located on Squidge). Innocuous came first, and nothing changes what it is--
a lovenote to footnotesan excellent GO story.The footnotes work if the story is read chapter by chapter, the footnotes map properly, but not as Entire Work.
BIG NOTE: I'm moving most of my content to Squidgeworld. My pseud is flamethrower; you can download PDFs, ePubs, & Mobi files on Squidge for easy reading just like you can on AO3.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
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Harry Potter's fifteenth birthday starts off just like all the others...for the first few seconds, at least. The gift he receives changes his entire life.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
By December, Nizar has been free of a portrait's boundaries for a little over a month. Just in time for things to start to get interesting: he is less than impressed by Death Eaters, agrees with Sirius Black that 12 Grimmauld Place should possibly be burned to the ground, and learns a few things he'd really prefer to avoid.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
Archived Author's Notes:
The amount of geek research that went into this story basically ups its hit points to ridiculous levels.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
To find and read the rest of OaLC. this Very Big Story, I'm flamethrower on Squidge at Squidgeworld. I'd direct-link you, but by AO3 doctrine, no one is allowed to use direct links to anywhere for anything unless it's another AO3 work. Hop over to the dot-org site and search for me; I'll pop up right away.Series
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Force Freaks by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, flamethrower, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), KeeperofSeeds, LaceFedora, Meggory, PunsAndBulletsAndPointyThings, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, sanerontheinside, TariCalmcacil, the_dragongirl
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Jan 2017
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Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid
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The Warrior's Heart, Volume 5, The New Temple by flamethrower, WritestuffLee
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Oct 2020
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Qui-Gon establishes a new Temple and begins to train Anakin, while Obi-Wan and Bruck, left behind on Coruscant, begin to forge new lives of their own. Various plots thicken.
TOC: Vol. V: The New Temple
Stone and Vine
Love Letter 7: Obi-Wan to His Absent Lover
Where They Have to Take You In- Words:
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.
The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
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In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.
On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.
The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.
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Innocuous Juxtapositions Outside of Time and Space by flamethrower
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2019
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Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.
Heaven, why him?
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Transition by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2021
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After he’d Fallen, he’d fetched up against the bare earth on the basement level (no office space yet, but it wasn’t all boiling sulfur so the others were using words like “potential” and “good bones” before you could say “eternally damned”), hair singed, surrounded by the smell of burning feathers. He remembered realizing he couldn’t breathe- his body had still been shocked and still- before he even really knew what breathing was. He’d panicked, not knowing what this thing was that his body seemed to need so desperately, only knowing that he did need it, he needed it now, but he couldn’t get it, and that was unbearable.
This was like that. The angel’s scent was the turning of a blank page, a painting rendered in a colour palette Crawly had never seen. And now he could never not see it, never be able to unsee the shifting and wonderful complexity of it; his life would be divided into the time before he’d smelled it, and the time after. He gave a deep shudder as he breathed him in, knowing, knowing that he would need it now, he would crave it, and he couldn’t keep it. Would probably never smell it again.
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The Second Great Fire by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jun 2022
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On the worst night of the Blitz, Aziraphale drops a bombshell of his own on Crowley. He's done with being an angel. He wants to Fall.
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19 Jun 2026
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The Loving Touch by FictionalFan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley are deeply in love with each other, but there's a very good reason why an angel and a demon shouldn't consummate their relationship. Or is there? What does this even mean for a supernatural creature?
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19 Jun 2026
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Big ol' continent covered in ice, surely no humans will go dig up the Strategic Eric Reserve!
Now there's a horde of disposable demons looking for a body, any body will do! This dog is really crowded!!! It's just a little temporary possession 'til they get out of here. There's no reason to get out a flamethrower! What is WRONG with humans????
A horror comedy version where the demons are the ones trapped with the humans.
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19 Jun 2026
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Everyone Needs Luck, But Not Us by krayters
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jul 2024
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Obi-Wan woke up to the Force feeling immensely pleased with itself, which was never a good omen. If anyone was going to be randomly turned into a pre-teen overnight, naturally it would be him. For some reason, Obi-Wan realised he wasn’t even surprised anymore. He had a bad feeling about this.
Or: Your classic de-aged Obi-Wan fic but with a (Jedi Apprentice-fuelled) twist. A crappy crack/angst rollercoaster that somehow saves the galaxy.
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16 Jun 2026