19 Bookmarks by fl0inx
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Stolas is a cult leader and Blitzø is obsessively downbad
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24 Jun 2026
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Whatever Gets You Off Until Your Knees are Bruised by HelluvaBoink
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Jun 2026
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Blitzø is a god and he loves it. It's Stolas' pleasure to serve.
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24 Jun 2026
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Stolas is freshly married to Stella. He decides to take some time for himself outside the palace where he runs into his childhood friend, who is now working at a carnival. They reconnect and things sure do happen!
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22 Jun 2026
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Ever since Blitzø first saw Stolas possess a human, the thought lingered in his mind what it would feel like to have Stolas fully take control of him like that. He finally gathers the courage to ask Stolas to do it.
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Stolas possesses Blitzø and has a lot of fun playing with his body and getting to feel what drives Blitzø the most wild. And he also makes him suck his own dick ofc.
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14 Jun 2026
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“This is absurd. Surely there’s someone more qualified to tutor this imp,” Stolas continued.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Blitzø said in a mocking falsetto, “is my little imp ass too uncultured for your royal tutoring standards?”
“I just meant I’m not trained for remedial cases.”
Blitzø slammed his hand on the desk. “Say that again, you fucking pencil neck–”
“Enough.” Principal Morningstar stood up. “I don’t care if you two can’t stand each other. Blitzø needs help. Stolas, your father agreed to this arrangement. Consider it extra credit. And Blitzø, if you walk out of here without agreeing, you’re off the team.”
Stolas shot Blitzø a disdainful glance, his arms crossed tightly. Blitzø, meanwhile, looked like he was trying to melt a hole through the floor with his glare.
“Fine,” they said in unison, then promptly scowled at each other.
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Tutoring the school’s star football player should’ve been simple... except falling in love with him wasn’t part of the lesson plan.
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13 May 2026
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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05 May 2026
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3...2...
“Hey, can I borrow that?”
Stolas’ eyes flew open and he stared down at the ground to find an imp staring up at him.
"Your stool." The imp sighed and held up his own noose. "Just like, when you’re done.”
“Oh!” Stolas felt quite foolish. “My apologies, um… yes, of course you can borrow it when I’m done. I won’t be needing it anymore, after all.” He smiled, then tried to bring himself back to the task at hand. He inhaled and exhaled slowly and closed his eyes again.
3…2…
“So is this your first time doing something like this?”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø meet when they both show up at the same forest to kill themselves.
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05 May 2026
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The owl picked up the painting at a thrift store. He didn’t really seem like the type, but his eyes lit up the moment he saw it. Blitzø thought maybe he bought it as a joke for someone else, but then the owl took it home and put it up on the wall in the middle of his dining room. He stood back with his hands on his hips and smiled all wide at it.
Fucking weirdo.
Whatever. He seemed like an easy target, anyway.
“TADAAAA–ah fuck.”
Blitzø leapt out of the painting and fell flat on his fucking face.
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Or; Blitzø has a job as a sad clown in a painting that is released when people cry in front of him and then he tries to cheer them up but really he just wants them to kill themselves
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05 May 2026
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The Very Horny Caterpillar by DojoLoach, HelluvaBoink, NeverALonelyDay
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Apr 2026
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Blitzø hadn’t planned to go out during the lightning storm, but his antennae was twitching like crazy. Somebuggy was giving off some extremely horny pheromones out there, and Blitzø was going to get to the bottom of it.
Or; Stolitz as bugs. What else do you want me to say?
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05 May 2026
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“Moxxie, who the fuck is that?”
Blitzø had told Moxxie he didn’t want another court jester. They had been through a shit ton of them and the last one, Dennis, had been so fucking terrible he’d decided it was a position his castle didn’t fucking need.
“He’s a jester, Your Majesty.” Moxxie provided unhelpfully. “Or maybe he’s a clown.”
The guy was dressed in a goofy ass costume made up of reds, yellows, and blues, with a pointy hat on top of his head and the stupid markings painted on his face. Obviously he was a jester. But he was also freakishly tall and covered in feathers, and Blitzø had never seen him before.
“His name, Moxx. And what the fuck is he doing here?” Blitzø snapped, lower eyelid twitching.
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Or; A mysterious clown owl shows up at Blitzø's castle. He doesn't speak, he's not very funny, and Blitzø is unreasonably horny about it.
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02 May 2026
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This series is a collection of fics showing Stolas's life after joining I.M.P. as their official secretary. Follow along as Stolas and Blitzø grow closer together while learning about themselves and each other in the process. While the stories are not necessarily a continuation, they will be loosely connected as they all contribute in some way to a larger plot.
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25 Apr 2026
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Spending so much of his life isolated and shackled by the expectations of the Goetia, there's a lot of things Stolas missed out on and didn't get to experience.
Thanks to Blitzø, Stolas has been able to start living freely and experiencing so many new things he never imagined.
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Blitzø and Stolas do ecstasy together and horny things happen.
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16 Apr 2026
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sinsmas lights and sleepless nights by fullmoon_mazza for DojoLoach
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Dec 2025
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Blitzø's heart is pounding. They're toeing a line here, one they've been dancing around for a year, and he's so tired of pretending.
And then Stolas swipes his thumb across Blitzø’s knee where his hand is resting, casual. Possessive. Sweet with an ache that twists the very breath in his lungs.
"Tell me to stop," Blitzø says, and his voice comes out rougher than he intended. "If you want me to stop."
Stolas tilts his head up, and his eyes are molten red in the Sinsmas lights, and he's so close Blitzø can feel his breath. Smell the ginger and alcohol, and the sweetness that he remembers the flavor of even after all this time.
"I don't," Stolas breathes, somehow already sounding a little wrecked. "I really, really don't."
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A year of pining. A game of truth or dare. And a usage of Sinsmas lights that is NOT the intended purpose.
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12 Apr 2026
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chain me, like i'm the only air you're breathing by impfckr
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jun 2025
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Deep down, Blitzø still believed his body was the only thing he really had to offer. Being hot, being fuckable, being good in bed—his body was the one thing he could count on. The one thing he had control over. If he couldn’t even have that anymore…
Then what the fuck did he have left?
Certainly not anything someone like Stolas could still want.
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Blitzø is feeling burnt out, and beginning to feel insecure about his body being a bit softer. Stolas tries to plan a weekend of giving him all the worship and praise he deserves, to try to show him how beautiful he is.
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10 Apr 2026
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Blitz, I can’t accept this.
yeh well ur goin 2
What could I possibly need a phone for? The only person I am trying to reach won’t even answer my calls.
wow well ok fuk u too i gues
maybee idk use it to txt ur fukin boyfrend?????Is that what we’re calling it now?
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How romantic.
tats me baybee
mistr grand fukin roamnticSorry I can’t respond I’m too busy 💕swooning 💕
yeh wel u bettr pik ur sexi fethers asss up off the floor and explane wtf dis grosery list is
i cant find any off dis shit--
Picking up after the events of Sinsmas, told through a series of Reddit posts, text messages, and various other online media from different characters. Also there are illustrations because why the fuck not.
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- Part 1 of CosmicBird is online
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10 Apr 2026
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Stolas gazed out into the endless expanse of space before him. He’d been away longer than intended–it was time to turn back. Yet, as he stared into the silent void, a strange feeling crept in. The thought of returning home–to his planet, to his wife–didn’t bring him comfort. Instead, it stirred a deep, aching loneliness he didn’t know how to address.
Then, out of nowhere, there was a deafening crash. And then he was plummeting, plummeting, plummeting down…
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The little creature he had met after his crash landing was quite cute, and how fortuitous that Stolas could communicate with him!
“Y’know, I could help you if you wanted me to,” Blitzø said with a grin, tail swaying slowly behind him. “But you have to give me something in return!”
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Or; A Pikmin inspired AU where a recently married Stolas crash lands on an alien planet where he meets Blitz, an alien creature who agrees to help him as long as he agrees to return the favor, one day. (No Pikmin knowledge required to read!)Series
- Part 1 of Pikmin AU
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10 Apr 2026
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After-School Elementary (See Him After Class) by sweetrosie
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Apr 2026
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Living life as a single father was hard enough, he would not change it for anything, but it was extremely difficult especially as an Imp. He did not need this tangle of emotions, but he did need the help, and the bird seemed nice enough. He was also cute enough. Blitzø was screwed.
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The elementary school teacher Stolas x single father Blitzø AU.
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10 Apr 2026
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on the other side of the mirror, please find me by impfckr
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Mar 2026
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After Sinsmas, Stolas is finally being showered with all of the love and care he had always wished for, but can't find happiness in anything despite how hard Blitzø tries. He's also ashamed to let Blitzø see how badly he's struggling with his addiction and depression.
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10 Apr 2026
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They’d kind of skipped the stage most people start with. Friends. Friends that didn’t have sex. After everything, it seemed like a good place to begin.
If only spending every day within arm's reach of Blitzø weren’t significantly worse for Stolas' self-control than sleeping with him ever was.
Welcome to the powder keg, and one dirty, dirty bird is about to light a match.
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Featuring art by @Kiaxian2 and @Dojoloachz!
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10 Apr 2026