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It was a balmy night in her quarters. There was the final puffs of a cigar in one hand, and the last mouthfuls of bottled rum in the other. Several feet away stood the ghost of her greatest regret: the ghost of Shadowbeard.
Lizzie swears she can see the ghost of Shadowbeard when she’s drunk.
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with love, from a thousand miles away by fiveminuterice
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
24 Aug 2025
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A collection of memories from Edyn Tidestrider’s twenty-two years under the guardianship of the Undersea's Elder council.
Edyn Tidestrider is the Chosen One. This fixes nothing.
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- Part 1 of saudade
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“You’re alive! You’re all alive!” He wrapped his arms around Chip and squeezed him tight. He was lifted off the ground with a surprised grunt.
“Uh, Gill? Running out of air!” Chip wheezed.
“What do you mean we’re alive? I think we would’ve remembered dying.”
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When presented with a sundial that rewinds time upon death, Gillion tries brute-forcing the fate of his crew.
It doesn't work.
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Family Reunion by fiveminuterice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Oct 2020
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There's something outside Izuku's window.
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Edyn Tidestrider, Chosen One extraordinaire, and Gillion Tidestrider, your best friend from the Trench.
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Atlas by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2019
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"Eh! 'Little brother,' what!" Wei WuXian says, mock-outraged. "I'm thirty-five!" (Sort of. He was born thirty-five years ago, anyway.) "You must be, what, twenty-five tops?"
"Nooo," Xie Lian says, smiling. "I'm eight hundred years old."
"You don't look a day over four hundred," Wei WuXian says. "Seriously, how old are you?"
"Seriously, I'm eight hundred years old," Xie Lian tells him.
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Lan WangJi had a lot of time to pray to different gods while Wei WuXian was dead. One of them was Hua Cheng.
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21 Jul 2026
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue; This Isn’t My Kid And I Want To Draw You. by StacyHolmes
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 Jul 2026
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“Hi,” Hua Cheng starts once he is close enough, feeling suddenly nervous and appalled at himself for it. He takes a breath and gets it together by force: “She is not mine.”
The man blinks up at him.
“Sorry?” He says and oh, his voice is divine. Hua Cheng’s mouth goes dry.
“The girl.” He repeats, feeling like he might not be explaining himself quite as he intended, but not being able to stop. He frowns. “She’s not my child.”
Hua Cheng meets the love of his life while babysitting.
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20 Jul 2026
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Black Sword Beheads Flower by Pteropoda (SilentP)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2019
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The man standing over him has eyes like knives, sharp and cold and black.
“There are no masks allowed in the Ghost Fortress, Heavenly Official,” he says. His voice is polite, but it too contains knives.
Hua Cheng can appreciate that. A blade is a blade is a blade. Sheathed or pressed to one’s neck, it is still just as sharp. There is no use pretending it is anything otherwise.
The man in front of him is a blade held up to Hua Cheng’s heart, though perhaps he does not know it yet.
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17 Jul 2026
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If they caught you by feyburner for sundiscus
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2021
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“I’m going to kill the Ghost King,” said White Dragon Devouring Moon.
“Hmm,” said Xie Lian.
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Dianxia, can you hear me? by stammiviktor
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2024
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When the cursed shackles burst, Xie Lian gained access to the prayers he had missed.
All one hundred thousand of them.
[ Good morning, Dianxia, ] said a teenage voice, achingly familiar and impossibly young…
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