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Bilbo is the only thing standing between Azog the Defiler and the Sons of Durin. He will not let this be the end.
A BotFA AU, where things play out a little differently and a Burglar ensures the whole company comes home.
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“-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.
Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.
“I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”
“Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”
(collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)
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22 Jun 2026
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“Happy winner,” Rozanov says, kissing Shane’s hip. “How does it feel? Good, yes? Such a strong alpha.”
Despite the teasing lilt, a soft, rolling r in strong, Shane can tell that Rozanov is being sincere. He has never gotten the impression that Rozanov uses it as an insult with him—unlike every time he whips it out mid-game to taunt an opponent, or to provoke someone in an interview. Shane blinks down at him, and is reminded of what this is. Of why, in every way, they are implausible.
Rozanov adds, “What?”
“You just never call me that,” Shane says. His grip on Rozanov’s shoulder tightens.
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21 Jun 2026
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“I don’t want to wait anymore,” Shane says. “I need the whole fucking world to know how much I love you.”
“Shane,” Ilya croaks as Shane reveals a fucking ring box. “What the fuck.”
“I know you said you wanted to propose to me at the cottage on the dock and I’m sorry for stealing your moment -”
“No you’re not,” Ilya interrupts, tears flowing freely down his cheeks because Shane Fucking Hollander is down on one knee for him in the middle of the fucking ice rink where they just won the fucking Stanley Cup together. The crowd might be silent or they might be screaming - Ilya has no fucking idea because nothing exists outside of Shane Fucking Hollander on one knee for him at centre ice.or
Six times Shane surprised Ilya and one time Ilya surprised Shane. Featuring Shane loving Ilya out loud, torturing Ilya with increasingly NSFW selfies, a wedding, and both of them continuing to be surprised by the depth of their love for each other.
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18 Jun 2026
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Public affection by Bellakitse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Feb 2026
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NHL Highlights @ESPN Hockey – Ottawa vs. Edmonton – video 4:56
@hollanovbeliever
Roz is touching his cheek like a pre-teen getting his first kiss from Hollander, sir, you’re literally married to the man. #hollanov #firsthusbandsofhockey*
Five times Shane and Ilya’s softness with each other ends up online, and the internet reacts.
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18 Jun 2026
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landslide by Ghastlyqueer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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It felt entirely abnormal to walk through a care home with the intention to adopt a child. As if they were shopping for children, rather than trying to do something good.
It isn’t until they’ve sat in the car in silence for about three whole minutes that they look at each other.
But Ilya and Shane both knew they were thinking the same thing.
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Or, Shane and Ilya set out to foster or adopt a kid, and meet Bowie along the way. It seems, they may just be the final fit to their family. However, raising a pregnant thirteen year old may prove harder than expected.
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18 Jun 2026