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Art for Heart Like Neon by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) by Bluebutter for lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2021
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Bored of being The Chosen One, Harry discovers he rather likes sex and becomes a professional. He’s good at it, and part of why is that he can read people. Not minds, not Legilimens, but their whole self, and he can give them what they don’t even know they want. Enter Draco fucking Malfoy, enigma to everyone, including himself. Harry can’t help but want to break into him, to figure him out. And Draco, thinking he’ll fuck Potter on a lark, has no idea what he’s in for.
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Art for Heart Like Neon by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)Bookmarked by falloutbunny
11 Jun 2026
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“See here, Minister Granger. I don’t suppose you’d fancy relaxing at eight in the morning instead of rampaging around with that beastly engine of yours?”
His recently appointed neighbor at the Wizarding Retirement Village was none other than Hermione bloody Granger, former Minister for Magic, former nemesis, and current nightmare.
She blew a grey curl out of her gently creased face and turned to him with a sarcastic smile. “Ah, Mister Malfoy, good morning. What a hideous cardigan you’re wearing, it suits you.”
Draco frowned. “It’s cashmere.”or
Elderly Draco Malfoy suddenly finds himself neighbors with Hermione Granger.
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An Official Statement from The Office of The Minister for Magic
Minister Granger is excited to announce that she is expecting her first child, due June 21.
Undersecretary Parvati Patil will step in as Interim Minister for six weeks while Minister Granger takes a short period of maternity leave.
“I look forward to welcoming my little one, and acting as both Minister for Magic and mum. I plan to be fully contactable during my leave, and will resume all ministerial duties upon my return.”
The Minister will not be disclosing the identity of the child’s father at this time.
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10 Jun 2026
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Pansy Parkinson has a slip of the tongue during a work meeting. Harry Potter seems to like it.
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08 Jun 2026
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The Archive of a Full-Time Grocery Stocker by VerminWorship
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2026
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“Please, I was just trying to—” Remus starts again.
“—and I just got custody of him not that long ago and we’re fucking trying, alright? Also, he’s deaf, for Christ’s sake. That’s why he’s—”
The sound of the world drops away, and Remus is extending both of his hands. On the top of each palm is a hearing aid. The other man’s mouth moves for a few more words, but Remus isn’t sure what he’s saying—he’s never been all that great at lipreading. When his pale-colored eyes stumble over his outstretched hands, his face grows flushed. Finally, mercifully, he shuts up.
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Grocery store stocker Remus Lupin teaches Sirius Black, a newly-appointed guardian to his deaf godson, how to use American Sign Language.
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26 May 2026