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"Hashtag not all sex shrines!" Alex protests. "You just think every stalker is a murderer because the murderers are the ones that make the news. My dream stalker would never."
June snorts. "Your dream stalker? Are you designing an imaginary perfect stalker for yourself, like a Build-A-Bear or something?"
Alex has amassed just enough little plastic cups of cabernet sauvignon to decide that this sounds like a great idea.
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26 Jul 2026
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Sour Lemon Dweebs by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jul 2026
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“Mr. Stark,” Peter squeaks against a background of whooshing wind, clearly mid-swing.
“Yeah, what’s up, kid?”
“Did you listen to, uh… Which voicemails did you hear?”
“None of them, give me a recap. Twenty seconds max.”
“Okay, okay, okay. I found an alien glowy thingy and I would like to say that I know for sure that it won’t blow up, but I don’t, because it really looks like it might blow up.”
“Kid. For the love of— Are you carrying it around?”
“Uuuhhh,” Peter says, like he’s really looking for a reason to say ‘no’. “Yes…?”
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Spoiler alert: It blows upSeries
- Part 2 of Entirely unrelated tales
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17 Jul 2026
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He’s just begun to fruitlessly pick at his hair when there’s a bang, harsh and loud, and he ducks, dropping his comb. The second one makes him tuck and roll out of the room, reaching for a weapon. He’s got his hand on a loose wingding when there comes a harsh hiss. Water under a lot of pressure cracking off of tile. Dick creaks up into a crouch, poking his head around the doorframe, staying low. His shower is suddenly working again, water hammering into the stall and sluicing out onto the floor. His drain, never very functional, appears to have given up entirely.
It takes him half the wall to find the damn pipes and turn the water off, the shower blasting like a machine gun the whole time. For a moment there’s quiet, just water dripping. His phone rings where he left it on the counter, jumping with the vibration. BRUCE, it reads. Dick answers.
“You will not fucking believe the morning I am having,” Dick says. “Everything happens to me. I’ve told you about my landlord, right?”
“Dick,” Bruce says. Something in his voice makes the hair on the back of Dick’s neck rise.
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Dick has a bad day.
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- Part 1 of pillars.
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15 Jul 2026
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"Just tell McNally you want to be my roomie. He'll think you're fucking nuts, but he'll get you reassigned."
"Wait, I don't even have to blow him for it? You're gonna scare off all the assholes for me and you have a CO in your pocket?" Holy shit, that's excellent news. This is gonna be the best prison sentence ever.
"He's not in my pocket, he's..." Bucky pauses, looking unsure for the first time. "He's more like an official liaison. I'm not a typical inmate."
"No shit." An official liaison, jesus christ. Clint just hit the fucking jackpot. "Does he give you extra goodies because you're special? Hey, you think he could get me candy?"
Bucky shakes his head. "If we're gonna bunk together, I'm gonna be spending a lot of time shutting you up on my cock," he says, and that's even more excellent news.
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24 Jun 2026
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Married at First Diopter Sight by jedusaur for 1000_directions
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
14 Feb 2023
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The first two things that come into Clint's mind when he sees his husband-to-be are both shit. First: Shit, he's hot. Then: Shit, he does not look happy to see me.
This is the part the experts can't predict. He knew that going in. They ask for preferences and everything, but there's no magic algorithm that can guarantee attraction. If this guy isn't into him physically, the marriage is pretty much doomed.
He tries a smile as he approaches the end of the aisle, and gets absolutely nothing back. Shit.
"Hi," he says, holding out a hand. "I'm Clint."
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23 Jun 2026