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Can you hack my professor? (Asking for a friend) by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
15 Mar 2026
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Till (2:47 AM): can you keep it down in there i can hear your porn through the wall
Ivan (2:48 AM): You can join if you want. I'm flexible.
Till (2:48 AM): what the fuck
Ivan (2:49 AM): Your choice. missionary? doggy? I take requests.
Till (2:49 AM): i'm blocking you
Ivan (2:53 AM): I’ll moan quieter if you come (◕‿◕)
Till (2:54 AM): GOODNIGHT IVAN
Or: Till's semester was already going poorly. Then his friend Mizi forgot her phone in his dorm, and his dormmate Ivan decided that was an invitation to answer all her texts for the next three weeks.
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Please (don’t) learn to be happy without me by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
23 Feb 2026
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"Who's ███?"
Ivan looks up from his laptop, blinking. "What?"
"Your phone." Till holds it up. "She texted. Same time next week."
Ivan's hand twitches toward it, then stops. He rubs his face instead. "It's nothing. Just a friend."
"You don't have friends."
"Rude." Ivan almost smiles. "It’s for work."
Or: Maybe Ivan just wanted something different. Someone different. It made a kind of sense. Till wasn't stupid. He knew how the world worked. He knew some people could do the gay thing for a while, experiment, have their fun, and then eventually want the real thing. The wife. The kids. The white picket fence.
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Even if I text you “sorry,” You aren’t calling me by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
11 Jan 2026
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𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘺.
𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘴. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦.
𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘭𝘥.
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘷. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.
𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦. 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴? 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.
𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵?
Or: Pro basketball player Till's strategy for winning back his childhood crush—Olympic figure skater Ivan, involves a three-step plan:
- Text him a decade's worth of increasingly unhinged apologies.
- Ambush-kiss him in the gym.
- Propose a strict hate-bang schedule.
It's foolproof. Really. Even if Till's texts are all left on read, and the only thing Ivan willingly gives him is detached sex every Tuesday and Thursday. It's fine. Till is definitely not going insane.
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20 days to love (Or to commit heart felony) by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
20 Nov 2025
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"Twenty days," Luka finally said, his voice a low grumble of defeat.
"Yes, twenty days," Ivan confirmed.
"And you do not, under any circumstances, get to cry to me when your Till sunbae sends you a message telling you to jump off a roof."
"He won't."
"He will."
Or: Ivan goes on a reality dating show trying to prove he's not a fanboy, mostly by sending his celebrity crush, Till, a mix of love letters and anonymous hate mail. It makes sense to him.
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Yellow C-A-R-D (If you cross this line, it’s a violation, beep) by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
20 Oct 2025
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“You just kissed your gay best friend. Congrats.” Hyuna started clapping.
Luka finally cracked an eye open. “I’ll give it two days before one of you cracks.”
From the corner, Sua didn’t look up from her readings. “Twenty bucks says Till loses his mind first.”
“What?” Till snapped. “Why me?”
When a homophobic jock from Ivan’s team threatens to out Mizi, her proposed solution is simple, fake-date Ivan to scare the jerk off. Till watches the entire shitshow with two conclusions in mind:
1. Ivan and Mizi were the two biggest morons on campus.
2. The only thing worse than their acting was that Ivan just had to "practice" for dates with Till.
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In a land ruled by Gods, a heretic stands to defy their will. The fool who masquerades as a wise man skulks through the land, seeking perfection, leaving nothing but profound despair and corruption in his wake. One has to wonder: if he were to grasp the perfection he so desperately covets, would he even know what to do with it? Or would it simply end up as another one of his miscreations?
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- Part 1 of Miscreation
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26 May 2026
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Izuku knew that he and Kacchan were meant to be mates. He didn’t care that others would look down at him as an Alpha for choosing a Beta when he could have had any Omega he wanted. Kacchan was worth it. Kacchan had always been worth it.
Katsuki wished Deku would take a hint and realize his courting wouldn't get him anywhere. There were no relationships in Katsuki’s future, not when he had so much to hide.
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- Part 1 of A/B/O x My Hero Academia
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26 May 2026
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Childe had always assumed that he would die young. He had accepted that a long time ago, ever since he accepted the mantle of a Fatui Harbinger. However, he always thought that he would die in a glorious fight, his body broken but spirit relishing the strong opponent that had bested him. He was okay with that type of death.
Unfortunately, it seemed like Fate had decided to add one last insult to injury, because, here Childe was, dying because he had fallen in love with the ex-Geo Archon. The same Archon who seemed to have discarded him like an old toy ever since the Osial Incident.
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In which divine beings are cruel and a cursed Childe starts preparing for his inevitable death because no Archon could ever love a mortal....Right?
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10 Apr 2022
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More than a year before the petrification incident, Gen gets a text from a stranger.
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- Part 1 of quantum entanglements
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09 Sep 2024
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don't you know me? (better than i know myself) by breathepurple (bleedpurple)
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
11 Feb 2024
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“So you’ve been in love?”
“Of course not.” Gen grins, razor sharp. “It wouldn’t suit someone like me.”
Senku stares at him, and once again, Gen finds it difficult to read him. What could he possibly be searching for? Gen’s poker face is flawless. It’ll take more than a little heartache to unravel him. It’ll take more than the likes of Ishigami Senku.
Senku enlists Gen's help in writing his wedding vows. It's nothing a mentalist can't handle.
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12 Sep 2025