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    Third time the charm? Guess again!

    Harriet Potter learns the hard way she can't die after being struck by another killing curse. She goes on a conquest of her own to test her mortality theory. Several fatal death stunts later and fearing what that might mean for her should the Ministry find out, decides that she'll be better off saying "Too-da-loo, bitches!" and fuck off into the blue.

    Aro - unlike his brothers - likes to leave the piazza on the rare occasion so while on the hunt for his next meal, he caught a whiff of something mouth-watering. The blood didn't sing to him but it did make him ravenous.

    It was coming from a young red-headed woman with striking green eyes too ethereal to be entirely human. Aro waited until she was alone when he struck.

    He wasn't assaulted with the girl's memories or emotions upon contact - he drank unable to get enough.

     

    "Oi!" The girl was a whirlwind of fiery anger. "Do I look like some bloody fang banger to you?"

    "How-"

    "YOU BIT ME! Do you know how long it's going to take me to stop looking blue? A fucking WEEK!"

    Aro was stunned and intrigued.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    A time traveling Team Seven decided that they needed an excuse to stalk Shisui so they could catch Danzo in the act. There were probably better choices than having Shikako pretend to become his fangirl, but they wouldn't have been as funny.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “What are you doing so far from Konoha? Is your Hitai-ate damaged, or is that slash intentional?” Sai blinked at her, smile not faltering, even as her eyes widened in realization. “Did you become a Nukenin?”

    “Becoming a Nukenin is the natural consequence of attacking an honored village elder,” he commented. “It seems inevitable.”

    “You attacked an elder?” Her shock sounded genuine. Her facial expression matched. There was no indication of a lie in her body language or her chakra. She didn’t know.

    “You’re not Shikako,” Sai stated, drawing back. “Who are you?”

    “I am Shikako,” the imposter insisted. “I’m probably just not your Shikako.”

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    06 Jul 2026

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    The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.

    And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.

    All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.

    **here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**

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    04 Jul 2026

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    No matter what it took, no matter how hard she’d have to train or how cleverly she’d have to hide herself—
    Akari intended on escaping Konoha. She was not going to die with the Uchiha, that she swore.
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    Reincarnating into an Uchiha is all great and dandy except for the minor issue that they're all going to get massacred in less than a decade. With her foreknowledge, Akari decides that the best course of action for a no-name daughter of two chunin is, in fact, not to try and fight the world's strongest shinobi and/or try to depose the shadow government of the hidden leaf. Instead, she decides that she's going to get the hell out of Konoha.
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    Essentially an Uchiha character decides that she'd rather just nope out instead of deal with all this bs.

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    22 Jun 2026