exprophet
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lesson learned wish me luck, soothe the burn wake me up by exprophet
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
18 Aug 2017
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God, failing a suicide attempt was really fucking tedious.
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- Part 2 of The Bright Side is Suicide
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The Bright Side is Suicide by exprophet
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
28 May 2017
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Connor was a monster and he certainly knew.
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- Part 1 of The Bright Side is Suicide
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Bucky was the main provider for the house, seeing as Steve wasn't healthy enough to do manual labor. Money was tight. So, Steve did what he had to do to make ends meet.
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The Fake AH Crew has a sniper, and an attack dog. They've taken a liking to each other, and here's exactly what they think.
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- Part 1 of Five Senses (series of one shots)
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The Fake AH Crew has a demolitions "expert" and a ticking time bomb. They light fuses together.
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- Part 2 of Five Senses (series of one shots)
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Five Senses (series of one shots) by exprophet
Fandom Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
11 Dec 2016
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A GTA!au experienced with the five senses.
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Samira didn’t like to think herself a liar but she had certainly made a habit of it. She lied to her friends about having a good relationship with her mother, lied to her mother about her plans for the summer, and now was about to spend ninety days lying to fifteen other houseguests to try and win a half million dollars. She’s done the math and she’s not sure how much of dent it would make in her student loan balance, after taxes, but it’s certainly not money to scoff at.
And at worst? She’ll have a story to tell during residency interviews that isn’t just my “my dad died.”
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(A Mohabbot Big Brother AU)
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Bookmarked by exprophet
17 Jun 2026
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Jack Abbot is eighteen years old when he gives up on having a soulmate.
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15 Jun 2026
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When the crew unexpectedly returns to Spudsy's, unresolved grievances cause tension and Pomni finds dynamics shifting in unexpected ways.
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Bookmarked by exprophet
15 Jun 2026
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Samira’s fingers dug into Jack’s shoulders, her head throwing back as a loud, undone whine caught in her throat. The friction building to an unbearable, beautiful peak.
Beep beeeep. Beep beep.
The sharp and high pitched shriek of Jack’s pager shattered the room, echoing directly from the pocket of the crumpled pants twisted around his ankles.
The sharp, rhythmic shriek of the pager didn’t stop. It just kept piercing the heavy silence of the living room.
Jack froze inside her, his chest heaving, his eyes wide as the cold reality of the ER slammed back into his brain. “No,” he groaned against Samira’s neck, his forehead thudding into her shoulder. “No, no, no.”
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Bookmarked by exprophet
13 Jun 2026
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“I’m making breakfast. How do you like your eggs?”
“Oh,” she says, flustered again — god this girl is easy to work up — “you really don’t have to, Mr. — Dr. — Jack.”
He cocks an eyebrow at her. “You’re a guest in my house Samira. I expect you to act like one, and that means eating breakfast when I offer.”
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or: Samira stays with her best friend's dad over spring break
Bookmarked by exprophet
06 Jun 2026