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Hugh Jackman Vs. Ryan Reynolds by existential_reader
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Aug 2024
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“Honestly, twenty-ten Ryan Reynolds can get it.” I closed my eyes and blew air hard out my nose to prepare myself for the sheer stupidity of the conversation to come.
“What?” Eijirou sat up from his place on the ground to prop himself up on his elbows. “Why not Ryan Reynolds now?”
“I don’t know,” Ashido shrugged “There’s just something about him then that just doesn't carry.” -
Winter Rose (What I wouldn't give to bloom) by existential_reader
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
28 Jul 2024
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Penny dreams of travel and learning but there are only so many books in her small village and she has to stay in town to take care of her aging mother.
These dreams are firmly squashed when she is kidnapped by a beast and locked in her dusty castle. But it's the farthest Penny has ever traveled outside of her village and, maybe the beast isn't so bad.
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“She’s gotta walk home on her own.” The blue haired woman grabbed Pam’s shoulder and shook her hard. Emily did not share Gus' pity, or even sympathy for the older woman.
Pam’s daughter, Penny, didn’t wait up for her anymore. If she chased around her mom as much as she ran around drinking, the pair would have matching under eye wrinkles.
“Pam!” Emily shook the woman again, she still didn’t stir. Emily stormed behind the bar.
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- Part 3 of Slice of life Stardew
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As the sun set on the valley, and orange and pink painted the sky, Haleys’ frustrated growls could be heard echoing between the tree’s.
“God dammit!” in the muddy ditch, an old digital camera lay slowly sinking.
“Fuck!” Haley stomped her foot childishly.
She succeeded only in splattering mud over her shoes and shins.
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- Part 2 of Slice of life Stardew
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“I don't see your problem with her?” Abigail mussed. Her attention split between the conversation and the magazine open in her lap. Sebastian huffed.
“I can’t explain it, she just seems– off.”
“Like how Alex seemed off when you guys first met.” Abigail giggled
“I'm serious! She could be a serial killer or something. There are probably bodies buried on that farm.”
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- Part 1 of Slice of life Stardew
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“I hate you,” Zanka breathed against Jabber's mouth.
“Yes,” Jabber moaned, bringing one hand to cup the back of Zanka's neck, long fingers threading through the dark brown hair of his nape.
“Say it again.”
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20 Mar 2026
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It's been a few days since Zanka's second encounter with Jabber. The healing process has been a little different from the first time, and Zanka is finding it more and more difficult to keep Jabber off his mind. Something about the venom in his claws...
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Zanka's addicted to Jabber muahaha
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18 Mar 2026
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I Fell in Love with a War by Hearth4days
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
15 Mar 2026
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"If you're not trying, I don't need to be here," Zanka said, though that didn't stop him from glaring down at him with that eternal frown of concentration he had. It gave his nose a cute little wrinkle, right between his eyes. "It's not proving anything to beat a guy who's just trying to cum in his pants."
Jabber laughed. "If that's what you're trying to avoid, you're doing a real bad job. I am trying, honest. You're so mean, Zanka." He kicked his foot out, nudging the gash in his ankle with his toe. "We can compromise. I made you look stupid last time, why don't you do it this time? You earned it, huh? Some kinda prize."
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17 Mar 2026
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Satoru’s smile was a genuine one. “There’s nothing I don’t like. Not when I’m with you, Suguru.”
Somehow, that made Geto blush more than the explicit topic of conversation.
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- Part 2 of 5 Summers I Was Yours
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13 Feb 2026
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Mid-Fuck Jealousy: The Jennifer Lawrence Catastrophe by MrsSimLizzy_07
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Jan 2026
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There, crooked above the headboard, was a poster of Jennifer Lawrence in the gold bikini. Pimp hat tilted. Smirking down from the wall like she owned the room. “PIMP DADDY’S FINEST” sparkled in tacky foil beneath her heels. Pure, shameless thirst bait.
It was one of those ironic dorm staples Yuuji had slapped up freshman year, a relic from his pre-Megumi days when his room was a bachelor pad of questionable taste. Megumi's pleasure-addled brain short-circuited.
One second he was blissed out, the next, a surge of jealousy and annoyance hit him.
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Basically How a Bikini Poster Almost Cost Yuuji His Pussy PrivilegesSeries
- Part 1 of Random Itafushi Works
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02 Feb 2026