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whizzer and marvin falsettos fanfiction by laur evilfoetus by evilfoetus
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn
13 Feb 2023
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Reparenting Your Younger Selves: A Guide For Vampires by Flyting
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Jul 2026
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Daniel gives himself a moment to digest everything.
Two extra copies of Armand. One wearing tights and screaming in Italian – or whatever dialect they spoke in sixteenth-century Venice – and one that looked like he just crawled out of a French sewer.
“So this is what you were trying to hide from me? You, what -- accidentally Boys From Brazil’d yourself?”
Armand turns to look at him. He’s got that cute little frown line between his eyebrows, the one he gets when he’s so distracted trying to figure something out that he forgets to care about how his face looks.
“You are not taking this the way I anticipated.”
Or: Daniel and Armand... and Arun, and Amadeo, and Armand (Gremlin).
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29 Apr 2026
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Oh, he's kissing Lestat— his best friend. Well, they haven't had a conversation in years, but yes… his elementary, middle, and high school best friend.
Fuck, it feels so good.
Back pressed against the counter, Louis opens his eyes for the first time in what seems like hours, and Lestat's tongue is on his neck, sucking his throat and up his chin again. But he wants Lestat back on his mouth. Maybe he wants his mouth somewhere else—
Oh, he's hard for his best friend. He's hard for Lestat de Lioncourt.
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What's worse? Fucking your best friend, accidentally marrying him, or being stuck with him in a small town with brand new identities? Louis experiences all three within 24 hours.Bookmarked by evilfoetus
01 Apr 2026
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Louis is six years old when the strange boy and his family move in next door.
Childhood friends to lovers, and the dire straits in between.
Bookmarked by evilfoetus
27 Nov 2024
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Colors by Laure001
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (1995), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
24 Jan 2018
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A forced marriage story. With a colorful twist.
Complete!
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Bookmarked by evilfoetus
12 Nov 2024
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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Bookmarked by evilfoetus
29 Sep 2024