ether3um
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- Dream SMP (44)
- Christian Bible (3)
- Original Work (2)
- Death Note (Anime & Manga) (1)
- Camp Rock (Movies) (1)
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Title from Dinner is Not Over by: Jack Stauber
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“Does he have a name?” Phil asked quietly and Sam hummed.
“Not any he responds to yet. It’s only been a few months since we picked him up, but we’ve been working on it, trust me.” The only thing filling the silence was a low murmur coming from deep within the human’s chest.
“Are they usually this affectionate?” Phil had started petting the human with both hands, cane set on the floor to the side.
“He was separated from his mother too early. Poaching is a big problem when it comes to humans, either for unethical testing or zoos.”
“We thought about rehabilitation and release, but he’s been raised in captivity,” Sam added, leaning against the wall. “He just wouldn’t survive.”
“He was violent at first, understandably, but he’s since calmed down. As far as I’m aware though, this is the most tender he’s been since we picked him up. Maybe he can tell… Well…” Puffy flushed, looking away.
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OR; Humans are new discovery to the universe and have quite quickly been deemed not sentient. Tommy has been abducted and it seems he's being adopted.
OR OR; Blind!Phil, PeepTrio Humans as Pets Alien AU
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- Part 1 of Lead Me By Still Waters
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“Woman!” You hear Him cry again, just as desperate as before. Mary wails back wordlessly. “Here is your son.”
Mary grasps at you with a newfound vigor.
“My son, my son,” she whispers to herself. “Oh, my son.”
The roles have reversed. She should be holding onto Him. You should be dying for your transgressions.
Why do you forsake me?
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Act As My Interpreter (There's No Way to Translate 'I Love You') by ether3um
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Original Work
02 Apr 2026
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It turns out learning a foreign language is very hard. Particularly when it’s not being intentionally taught to you and there don’t appear to be any cognates. He quickly found that he couldn’t differentiate between a physical object that wasn’t being gestured to, a metaphorical concept, or a name.
After a while of being surrounded by a nontranslatable tongue Tommy’s brain was subconsciously filtering it out. And what especially didn’t help matters was he suspected the aliens were multilingual.
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OR; A R&LB Sidestory (April Fools' Fic!)
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(Cuz I think I'm getting closer to you every day) Title from Mystical Magical by Benson Boone
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Phil stared at Tommy with murderous intent, and Tommy stared back from within the bars of the
cagecrib, feeling much the same.“Techno, I thought I told you it was not to disturb me.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
“Then what is it doing in my bedroom?”
“Well, Puffy thought it would be safer if Theseus stayed with you for the night, until she can do the check-up and teach me all of the stuff I need to know. Y’know, since babies can suffocate real easily in their sleep if they flip onto their stomachs and such.”
Well, THAT was good to know.
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They seemed to think he was just a normal, babbling baby, which had its own pros and cons. On one hand, he seemed to be safe from being immediately slaughtered, which was good. On the other hand, he was not a normal baby at all, so being treated like one was going to get tiring really fast
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OR; Tommy dies during Exile only to wake up as a baby in a completely different world than his own. Found family (and baby related hijinks!) ensue.
OR OR; Baby Tommy Isekai Royalty AU
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My Heart Needs a Surgeon by Arsenic (ether3um)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
02 Mar 2026
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(my soul needs a friend) Title from Run to the Father by: Cody Carnes
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A black-haired boy no older than 7 years old stood there, staring at him.
Gojo dropped the body like it had burned him and sat back on his haunches, blood and gore dripping from around his mouth.
The boy hummed, a hand in his pocket, and hefted his black bookbag higher up his back. His head tilted in… curiosity?
“I know you,” Gojo said slowly, resisting the urge to lick the blood from his hands. His final fight with Toji had been just over a year and a half now, but he’d had other, more-pressing matters to worry about, and his final words had been forgotten.
“And I know you,” the kid replied nonchalantly, not looking even a bit disturbed. “You’re the six eyes user. Head of the Gojo clan.”
Oh, Gojo was so dead.
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OR; Vampirism is the Gojo Clan's best kept secret. That is, until a certain boy sees something he shouldn't.
OR OR; Vampire Gojo Reverse Adoption AU
Recent series
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Beloveds by Arsenic (ether3um), ether3um
Fandom A Tempest of Tea - Hafsah Faizal, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Dream SMP
24 Feb 2026
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The full collection of the Rise and Leave Me Blind Universe. Includes unused snippets, one shots and headcannons.
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I’m Not Throwing Away My [one] Shot by ether3um
Fandom A Tempest of Tea - Hafsah Faizal, Camp Rock (Movies), Dream SMP, Original Work
24 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 36,546
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Warmups by Arsenic (ether3um), ether3um
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Dream SMP
22 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 6,226
- Works:
- 7
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The Cat is Pregnant, and the Cat is Blowing Up by silk_and_steel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Green Arrow (Comics)
14 Jul 2026
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When a pregnant Catwoman decides she’s had enough and packs her bags, the entire DC Universe turns into one giant roast session.
You never truly know how stupid—or how tender—a group of superheroes can be until they take off their masksBookmarked by ether3um
13 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
EVERYONE should read this. I don't care if you aren't in the fandom, I don't care if BatCat isn't your OTP. Read it. NOW.
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Domestic Affairs by theasexuwhalestuff
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Catwoman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Jun 2026
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Bruce and Selina come home from a gala.
Bruce loses his dignity.
Selina loses control of her laughter.
Alfred loses any remaining illusions about his employer.
Afterwards, in the quiet dark of their bedroom, Bruce discovers that learning to love people properly requires a different kind of courage entirely.
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- Part 29 of Consequences
Bookmarked by ether3um
13 Jul 2026
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As she watches Lee and Kya avoid each other's eyes from across the room, the phrase comes back to her, swift and silent:
"To hesitate is to lose."
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As Song treats the victim of an unfortunate interaction with a rare poisonous flower, her day takes an unexpected turn when it becomes apparent that the old man's nephew and her assistant have history.
A vivid history.
Bookmarked by ether3um
25 Apr 2026
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I Didn't Volunteer For This by DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic for MintTeaEnby, JavaHoney
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Subnautica (Video Game)
19 Mar 2023
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Tommy didn’t know if he was lucky or cursed. He survived the crash landing on this supposedly “safe” planet, but he’s too far away from the other survivors and their messages are coming through garbled. The only people close enough for him to get a clear message from ended in screams. At least he’s in the shallows.
This wasn’t the planned landing sight. All the other survivors were too far away and busy, y’know surviving, to help him. He was on his own. He would survive, he had his escape pod, base building tool, and a somewhat damaged PDA with information on this planet's wildlife.
Now if only the leviathans circling near where his shallows drop off into deeper ocean could stop singing like whales and fuck off that would be great.
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Bookmarked by ether3um
31 Mar 2026
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Whispers in the Dark (How I Wish I Could Keep You) by RiversFlame
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Jan 2026
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Weeks after Bruce comes back from his trip through time, Selina decides to pay him a visit.