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Le Petit Mort, or: Potentially The Worst Weekend of Harry Potter's Life by Prill_and_Quill for Mr_YK_Potter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.
A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.
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A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.
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Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.
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01 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter's life after the war is simple: survive Auror training, hide the bruises, and listen to Hermione Granger suffer through an endless parade of unworthy dates.
He’s not bitter. Not really.
It’s just—dreamers often lie. Especially the ones who think they’re only friends.Created for HMS Harmony's A Fool's Fest. Prompt: Do Not Suffer Fools Gladly
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10 Jun 2026
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little bits of magic (Harmony's Version) by annonymously_blonde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Mar 2026
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for all the little bits of magic along the way
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02 Jun 2026
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Where Hermione finds Tom Riddle's diary before going to Hogwarts.
Where Tom sees the opportunity to correct the mistakes he made as Voldemort.
Where Hermione needs Harry for their plan to succeed.
And at the end no one knows who's playing who.- Language:
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01 Jun 2026
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Lucius Malfoy is finally on trial. What could possibly go wrong?
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01 Jun 2026