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Lily, James, Sirius, and Remus are the only Gryffindors still in Hogwarts one Christmas. A lot of firewhisky and an accidental boob touch lead to a discussion of who is the hottest in their group. They realise that they're all hot in their own way, and decide to prove it through a night of group sex.
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11 Jul 2025
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“So, are you coming? Say yes. Just so you know, Padfoot has been driving me up the fucking wall, and if you say no, I will come through this fire and kill you, frame Pads, and I’ll go by myself.”
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Sirius is not an idiot, no matter what James says. He knows he was meant to be a Gryffindor. He was meant to keep his feet firmly on the ground because no one (not even Fleamont) has managed to perfect a haircare range that leaves your locks silky smooth after even a few death-defying dives on a broomstick. He also knows that Remus Lupin can't dance. He's undeniably gorgeous, but there is absolutely no way that lanky beanpole can do anything elegantly (maybe he's a little elegant when he licks his thumb to turn the pages in his latest book but Sirius certainly doesn't watch that).
Except he might just be wrong.
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29 May 2025
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Takes place after the argument James and Oliver have, they both are honest to each other and provide comfort the best they can, the only way they know how. Where the end of scene 7 should have gone.
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01 Sep 2024
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what is woven into the lives of others by helloearthlings
Fandoms: If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio
23 Jul 2018
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Alexander takes the letter from my hands, and I know he sees the name on the envelope because he sets it on the table without opening it, quickly, like the words would burn him if he read them.
“Oliver,” Alexander says carefully, his voice a mixture of fear, wonderment, and grief. “Are you sure you want me to –?”
“I need to know if you can see what I see,” I tell him. “You’re the only one who could be objective about it. Meredith’s too prejudiced against him. Pip would just pity me. I can’t talk to Wren. You’re the only one who can be objective. You’ll tell me if it’s nothing. You always have.”
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31 Aug 2024
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Never Have I Ever had a crush on Remus Lupin by ilbaritz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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"Never Have I Ever had a crush on Remus," Dorcas says mischievously.
Sirius drinks.
Lily drinks.
James drinks.
Marlene drinks.
Mary drinks.
Peter drinks.
Remus gapes, Sirius splutters, everyone laughs. Explanations are in order.Series
- Part 1 of Hogwarts shenanigans
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30 Aug 2024