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Lio Fotia knows his boyfriend is a dumbass.
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The divorce is new. The sense that something is missing from Shiro’s life is not. Despite Pidge’s insistence, he’s not convinced that a space road trip is the cure for this, especially when it forces him to reopen doors from his past he would’ve rather left closed. But even Shiro’s reluctance to reunite with an old friend can’t stop the team from pursuing a new revelation:
The Lions are still out there. And they might just have company.
A story about finding the things you’ve lost and holding on to the things you have.
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Shiro has always been afraid of spiders. On a hike through the mountains, he finds himself coming face-to-face with this fear in an unexpected way involving a half-man, half-spider being named Keith.
But Keith, it turns out, is looking for dinner.
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Like a Prayer by epiproctan, flyingisland for meeokie
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Nov 2019
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One month: approximately 30 days, 730 hours, 43,800 minutes. This is how long Lance has been given to help Shiro fall in love.
Which is difficult enough already, but there’s a catch—if Shiro fails, he’s condemned to spending the rest of eternity in Hell. If he succeeds, he might leave Lance’s life forever. Mix in a crossroads demon, a Hellhound, and a mysterious figure from Shiro’s past who might just throw a wrench in all of Lance’s carefully-laid plans, and he’s left with a series of setbacks so overwhelmingly impossible that even a romantic extraordinaire like himself might not be capable of pulling off a stunt so fantastic before time runs out.
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Lio has felt cold lately, no matter how many sweaters he puts on or blankets he crawls under. It’s somehow different from the encasing ice weaponized against him. It’s somehow different from weathering the frosty glares of the non-Burnish. Being cold from the outside is one thing. But there’s a chill that’s emanating from somewhere inside the marrow of his bones, from the center of his ribcage.
But heat radiates from Galo’s body. The beating of his heart is like the crackle of a flame. Right now, pressed completely against him, the cold abates.
Lio searches for something that can replace the Promare.
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a boy and his alien tentacle sex monster by epiproctan
Fandom Voltron: Legendary Defender
10 Oct 2018
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inseparable by epiproctan
Fandom DRAMAtical Murder (Visual Novel), DRAMAtical Murder - All Media Types
14 Feb 2015
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Almost ten years after the Paladins saved this reality, and all the rest of them, they face what may be their greatest challenge of all: make Shiro seem boring, because if they don't, their real mission can't even start. Can they do it? Will their plan fail? Most importantly, will Bii Boh-Bii ever forgive them for ruining his artistic vision with their petty real life relationship drama?
"Wow. It's like I stepped into a movie."
"You did," Veronica told Curtis. She could barely contain her smile as she pushed her glasses up on her nose. This was her favorite part. "The 'Where Are They Now?' documentary segment of the Voltron Legendary Defender finale will be filming in late summer/early fall. We plan to use it to solidify the fake marriage story with the media. Your first mission objective is to have the world's most cliché and boring whirlwind romance, such that when documentary filming happens, the directors have nothing to say about it except, 'And they lived happily ever after, we guess.' Any questions?"
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- Part 1 of Super Dimension Warrior Voltron
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14 Aug 2019
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Keith leans forward a little further, puts his weight on his arms and kicks his socked feet in the air a few times, like paddling water. “I’ll be your friend, Shiro.”
Shiro pauses where he’s bent over the couch, meets Keith’s gaze dead-on and stares. “Aren’t you generous.”
“I’m so good,” Keith chirps.
“So drunk,” Shiro mumbles. He’s not wrong.
TL;DR a first meeting, a snow in, a Holt, and two lonely boys
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11 Dec 2018
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He takes Keith by the elbow. “Are you alright?"
In answer, Keith sort of... folds into him. Melts. Collapses. Shiro finds himself supporting all of Keith’s weight, catching him under his arms. “Mmm," Keith says, his head lolling against Shiro’s chest. “Yeah."
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28 Aug 2018
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Though Shiro is currently operating his fledgling bakery business out of a decrepit food truck he got for cheap in a repossession sale, he dreams of something more: a cozy bakery and cafe on a tree-lined street somewhere, filled with the smell of fresh coffee and sugar glaze instead of diesel. A little money could go a long way to helping him get off the ground-- and luckily, Keith has money to burn.
Or: Keith takes care of Shiro’s financial woes, in exchange for a little sugar.
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09 Jun 2018
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Shiro tries to find ways of coping with his growing depression and plummeting levels of self-worth that are made all the worse by his sexual and romantic inexperience. He finds himself self-medicating in a certain… establishment.
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02 Nov 2017