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Don’t You Dare Look Away by EmmaLostInWonderland for acheinmybones
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
19 Mar 2024
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“Jesus, Fox, if you wanna fuck me so goddamn bad, you could just say so.”
Alex fully expects to be dropped to the floor, but Henry just tightens his grip on Alex’s waist. “You… you’re not serious.”
And really, what could go wrong? “Serious as a heart attack, baby.”
// Alex and Henry are paired up for a pro dance on DWTS one week, but they just can’t seem to get along… until something clicks.
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21 Mar 2024
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Email: [email protected]
Channel Name: AustinBoy
Age Restricted?: 18+
Chat enabled?: Yes
Subscriptions: Monthly
Tiers: 2
Tier 1:
> Name: Standard
> Description: Access to chat room, 1 weekly video
Tier 2:
> Name: Bonus
> Description: Access to chat room, 1 weekly video, 1 weekly livestreamOr, a Camboy!Alex AU
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- Part 1 of Platinum Record
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26 Feb 2024
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12 Feb 2024
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The Truth Hurts, Sweetheart by DrowningInFiction
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
03 Feb 2024
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“Hi,” he said, with a smile so bright Henry almost felt blinded. “I’m Alex. I’m incredibly intimidated by you.” The smile faltered. “No, wait, that’s not-”
Henry rolled his eyes inwardly. Typical American, no class to speak of. He wasn’t missing anything then by thoroughly and purposefully distancing himself. He, at least, had enough class and enough etiquette drilled into him to keep his expression neutral as he took his hand and said:
“That’s quite alright, Alex. It’s nice to meet you.”
At least, that’s what he meant to say.
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Soulmate AU where you and your soulmate are unable to lie to one another. Alex and Henry stumble into it with all the grace you would expect.
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03 Feb 2024
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A Fine Line by indomitablelove for TheAmberFox
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
22 Dec 2021
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Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Whatever is inescapable. In the worst way possible. He’s always fucking there. Alex turns up for his shift and Henry is there behind the coffee machine, apron tied around his waist and stupid, tight white T-shirt clinging to his biceps. Alex turns up for open-mic night at the cafe and there he is again, reading his fucking poetry. Alex goes to the grocery store, or the bookshop, or the fucking campus library, and who does he see? Henry. Always Henry.
Always Henry, always with a different guy.
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Alex hates Henry. He's only letting Henry and his stupid long limbs and his overly symmetrical face stay on his couch because he has to, because 'tis the season not to be a massive dick, because it's Christmas. Isn't he?
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25 Dec 2023
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let him be soft (let him be mine) by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
20 Nov 2023
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“I’m always cute,” Alex kisses the mole on Henry’s cheekbone.
“Yeah? Does your work wife tell you that?” Henry grumbles.
“I don’t have a work wife,” Alex breathes out, smiling against his mouth. “Why need one when I got the real deal waiting at home for me,” He licks at the mole on Henry’s upper lip. “All pretty and mine for the taking?”
in which henry wants to be alex's wife, in so many words. alex wants all that and more. their relationship ebbs and flows.
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06 Dec 2023
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If anyone asks why I've stopped writing, why I've stopped reading, why I've stopped participating in the mundanity of daily life, point them here.
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I live next door to a haunted bookshop owned by an immortal cryptid bastard. AMA! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.
Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.
So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!
Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.
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05 Aug 2023
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- 28,034
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- 15/15
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05 May 2023
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With a history of bad choices firmly behind him, Sherlock Holmes has established himself with New Scotland Yard as a brilliant if egotistical solver of crime. An island unto himself, he's avoided all thoughts and urges of sentimental or physical attachment to another person not only for the sake of The Work, but for the equilibrium of his Mind Palace.
Until he meets John Watson. This seemingly ordinary yet compelling man catches Sherlock's interest as something more than a mere roommate.
When John moves in, he brings with him something unexpected: a strange family heirloom.
The nightmare begins.
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- Part 2 of Vulpes' Halloween Johnlock
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18 Nov 2020
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They Learned This in Eden by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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666 Fics Fics Fics Prompt : Eden.
They learned this in Eden, though they haven’t done it since.
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02 Jun 2020
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The war has ended. Draco Malfoy lives with his mother in the desolate Malfoy Manor.
So when Harry Potter shows up on his doorstep asking him to teach Occlumency, he is surprised. But he agrees.
And both get more than they bargained for.
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Note that this is the smut version of the fic, there is a fluff version on my dashboard as well.Bookmarked by englandwouldfalljohn
11 May 2020
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Tequila and Friends by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Jan 2014
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Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock...
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04 Aug 2019
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Rough Days; Rough Nights by Irrevocably_Sherlocked for MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jul 2019
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Crowley gasped softly, and Aziraphale studied Crowley as he softly kissed his wrist again, watching as his eyes widened and a blush spread high on his cheeks. An idea clicked, and Aziraphale smirked. “Ahh. I think. I’m beginning. To understand.” He punctuated each phrase with kisses, nuzzling the underside of Crowley’s wrist against his face. “I take it you like the new addition.”
In which Aziraphale grows a beard, and Crowley finds he likes it, way too much.
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26 Jul 2019
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Perhaps by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jul 2019
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Wings have never really done anything for Crowley. All manner of horrid creatures have wings, he has wings.
It takes until that night, for him to see. He's been quite wrong, for quite some time.
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15 Jul 2019
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Of course Harry would get partnered with Malfoy when Ron leaves the Aurors, nothing in his life could ever be easy. What he hadn't counted on though were his feelings for the other man.
Or, Harry and Draco get trapped in a Bundling Bed and are forced to work their shit out.
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30 Oct 2018
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Accio is an Impractical Spell, Anyway by VanLudwig
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2018
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Draco had always hated Potter’s casting form. The way he gripped his wand was positively lewd. Proper wand technique was to let it rest in the palm of one’s hand and channel the spell using direction of will. The way Potter went about it was akin to forcing the spell from the wood itself, which showed a clear lack of theoretical knowledge. That being said, Draco was not the one successfully casting the Accio charm.
Wherein Draco seeks lessons and ends up on his back, twice.
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- Part 4 of The House of the Serpent
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25 Oct 2018
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Chasing Treacle Tart (and Draco Malfoy) by xErised
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2018
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Malfoy, who is sentenced to work as a dinner lady in the Ministry canteen, has an annoying habit of withholding desserts from Harry. Harry puts up with it, but when Malfoy stops him from getting his beloved treacle tart, Harry is determined to do something about it. And Ron? He's really just there for the awkward flirting.
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25 Oct 2018
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So the war's over and Harry's a Rookie Auror, and everything seems... fine? I mean, he's single, his life is mostly work and he hasn't been out in ages and he's tired and annoyed most of the time, and he should probably be a bit more social, but the last time he kissed a girl he had to Obliviate her... but that's normal, right? And then Robards throws him a file, yells at him a bit and he finds himself guarding Malfoy of all people, and maybe that little feeling in his gut he thought he'd disproved as indigestion once and for all.... maybe was something else. Something lots gayer.
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11 Oct 2018
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Draco turned to Harry as soon as they were alone. “Now that the formalities are out of the way, let’s say we make this bet a little more worth our while?”
Harry didn’t even blink. “What did you have in mind?”
Harry's lost the bet, but when he shows up in a dress Draco loses his mind. By the end of the night, it's hard to tell who the real winner is.- Language:
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15 Sep 2018
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In the Shadow of Your Heart by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2017
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And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.
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14 Sep 2018