endlessxriver
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"Since when does your dad visit you anyway?" Stewy asks Kendall on the phone. For as long as he's known them, Logan has never set a foot in his son's apartment. "Aren't you two supposed to be at each other's throats?"
Kendall makes a noise, almost like a whine. "Something... Something happened."
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Kendall, Stewy, and the worst night of their lives.
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"For the first time in her life, Shiv Roy gets to taste the delicious flavor of too much power on the tip of her tongue and decides it’s all she ever wants to have in life."
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What happens when a very angry teenage Shiv sees something she wasn't supposed to.
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and here i die, unsatisfied by endlessxriver for positronicpussy
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Dec 2021
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Nandor finally agrees to make Guillermo a vampire.
Guillermo learns some hard truths.
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murder on the dance floor by endlessxriver for jaydenblues
Fandoms: Better Call Saul (TV)
16 Aug 2021
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Lalo and the twins drag Nacho to a gay nightclub.
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Lalo believes he has finally found the piece missing to his life.
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- Part 2 of don't blame me, i'm a poison
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don't blame me, i'm a poison by endlessxriver
Fandom Better Call Saul (TV), Breaking Bad
07 Aug 2021
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the right side of my neck still smells like you by wardo_wedidit
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
01 Dec 2021
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"Stewy sometimes feels like he’s always trying to get back to that Kendall, the one without all of the visible, gaping cracks in him. Even though he objectively knows that Kendall is probably a better person with a few chips and fractures.
Not that Stewy cares about good people.
But he cares about Kendall."
Or, Kendall takes a detour on the way home from his birthday party.
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The Roy family jet never makes it to São Paulo.
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hey little sister (what have you done?) by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Dec 2021
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Guillermo de la Cruz cares about a lot of things. He cares about his mother, he cares about public transportation. He cares about the fight for unions, the way Nadja taught him how to braid, the record Laszlo gave him, the office supplies Colin brings him, the soft curl that escapes Nandor’s updo when he’s had a harrowing day. He cares about the stupid glitter portrait, he cares about his mini fridge, his crucifix, his coffee mug, he just. Cares. Guillermo de la Cruz cares. It’s what has made him a good familiar, a great bodyguard, an unflinching friend.
So that’s what he does. He cares. He cares when Nandor lets blood flow into Gail’s mouth. He cares when he hits his knees and pulls out that stupid fucking ring. He cares when Gail says yes.
He cares. He cares. He cares.
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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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"You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store.
Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me."
Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box.
"And how is that going?"
"I'll need a little longer in this establishment."
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Guillermo and Nandor hit the road. They try to talk about their feelings.