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    Ilya: Are you waiting for my plane to leave, Hollander?
    Jane: No
    Ilya: So we leave the cottage and you don't want to be honest anymore?
    Jane: Ok fine. I am. Is that silly?
    Ilya: No. I am taking photos of birds just to have something to talk to you about.
    Jane: You can always talk to me
    Jane: And you can always be honest with me. We should probably try to keep that cottage honesty thing going as long as we can?
    Ilya: Ok

    Or: It's 2017, and Shane and Ilya need to figure out how to be long-distance boyfriends. Most of the time all they can do is text each other.

    (Fics in the series are standalone stories that share loose connections and references.)

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.

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    12 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Ilya has been… I’m not sure. Working through something?” he starts. “Maybe he thinks he’s trying to work me through something.”
    “Go on.” She takes a delicate sip from her glass of white wine, and it makes Shane wish he’d ordered something more than sparkling water with lime. Stupid performance diet. Stupid hockey.
    “He keeps asking me for details about the sex we had.”
    “Like you and me?” Rose asks doing a little finger dance between them as she does.
    Shane nods.
    “Is he jealous?”
    “Maybe, but like he knows it was bad and wants to know why it was so bad and all that,” Shane explains. “He won’t really say why he’s asking all these questions about it. I’m not even sure he knows.”
    Rose gets a contemplative look. “Is he like floating the idea of a threesome?”

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    Ilya (and Rose) talks Shane into a threesome. It's... a process.

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    08 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Sirs," Mary said, blinking. "What on earth are you doing?"
    Mr Ryder laughed, and Mr Hayward blushed a pretty colour.
    "I am living up to my name," Mr Ryder said, a wicked tone to his voice. "I am using our dear friend Tom as my horse."

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    02 Jul 2026