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capsaicin by IreDeorsum
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 May 2026
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“Did you know that the spicy taste in food is really just your pain receptors going off in reaction to a chemical compound?” I mumbled sleepily, nursing the iced coffee he’d graciously slammed onto the laminate of the cafeteria table next to my avocado toast. Luckily, he’d had enough sense to put a lid on it this time.
“Ain’t painful to me.” The blonde grunted back between inhales of his hot sauce covered eggs and rice. He’d dumped so much onto the plate I could feel the burn in my own nostrils, even over the heavy scent of black gold. I’d made the mistake of yawning, inviting his heat fumes to further assault my senses.
“Yeah, because your brain counteracts the pain by releasing a bunch of endorphins in your mouth. They’re a natural painkiller, so instead it tastes good.” I nodded limply, unsure why I’d chosen such an odd topic at seven in the morning. Maybe I just wasn’t awake enough yet.
“That so?” He had his eyes glued to his cell phone, propped up against his water bottle. The news played silently on the screen. “Somethin’ wrong with you or some shit? You’re never this talkative in the morning."
“Are you a masochist, Katsuki?”
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Harry was supposed to pick- move on and be with his parents, or go back to finish the battle with Voldemort. But even Dumbledore doesn't know everything, and Harry finds that there are actually a lot more options than those two.
Harry wants more than what he got. He wants a home. He wants a family. He wants a chance to be happy. He isn't sure he deserves all that, but he's going to try anyway. If only to spite Dumbledore and Voldemort's plans both.
OR: Harry Potter wakes up ten years old but with all of his memories from age seventeen. He immediately begins to make Mistakes.
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- Part 1 of time and other illusions
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Harry Potter walks to his death and wakes up in the past before the third task in the Triwizard Tournament. When he asks for help from Professor Filius Flitwick, Harry's life takes an entirely different path. Order of the Phoenix if Harry had a bit more wisdom and whimsy. Soul Time Travel.
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At the age of four, Harry decides anywhere else is better than life with the Dursleys. Running away in the quiet of night, slipping through loopholes in his magical protection, he finds himself the ward of a nomadic curse breaker. For five years, he sees and learns more than he ever could have dreamed of, gaining a true love of independence.
But when Remus Lupin stumbles upon his best friends’ son in very much the wrong country, he drags Harry back to England, threatening his freedom and forcing them both to change their ideas of home and family.
Chapters 1-11: Harry’s Adventures; Chapters 12-?: Remus Years
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."