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    Or,

    Loki: Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll Edition

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    In which Thor muses about Loki in the year between his fall from the bifrost and his reappearance in the Avengers.

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    Five Times Loki Made it Weird On Purpose and One Time He Didn't Except Then I Just Kept Writing and Now it's Gotten Out of Hand

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  4. Summary

    A collection of fics and scraps and false starts that are fun to read, but going nowhere. I need closure on some of this junk, dammit!

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    07 Mar 2026

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    [“Oh fuck,” Cliff hears himself say out loud as his brain suggests—something. “Roz and Holl…oh, fuck.”

    Pike goes still for a moment before shoving him, rough and unexpected enough that Cliff nearly overbalances. “Fuck off, Marlow,” Pike snarls, hauling him in by the sweater.

    Cliff ignores it, staring past Pike’s shoulder. “Fucking Christ, fucking—are they—”

    “Shut the fuck up, shut up, shut your fucking mouth, Marlow.”

    “They’re—fuck, fuck, I didn’t mean to, I didn’t—” Cliff finds himself looking at Pike almost pleadingly, a weird helplessness buzzing in his fingertips and toes. “I didn’t kno—”

    “You don’t know shit,” Pike says savagely, physically putting himself between Cliff and the space Hollander used to be. “Shut your fucking mouth, you don’t know anything.”]

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    Cliff Marlow's POV of The Hit and the aftermath, as he starts to put a few things together.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    “I think I am retiring,” Ilya mutters, more to himself than to Shane.

    Shane jumps, no longer tired, and nearly knocks his head against Ilya’s. “From fucking me?”

    “Shane, moya lyubov, no. Never. I will be on my deathbed still fucking you. I will die inside you.”

    Shane’s nose crinkles. “Maybe we don’t make that a reality.”

    “What are you saying? You will not want my old, dying dick? What kind of husband are you!”

    “That’s not—“ Shane shakes his head. “Don’t distract me. What are you retiring from?”

    “I fuck you so good, your brain no longer works?” Ilya chirps, gently rapping his knuckles against Shane’s head. “Hockey, Shane. I am retiring from hockey.”

    Shane closes his eyes and drops his voice, “I’m not ready. Not yet.”

    “I know, sweetheart. I am not asking you to retire with me. Never. You play for as long as you want, and I become sexiest WAG in history.”

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    Shane grapples with finding the right time to retire, and Ilya supports him every step of the way.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Shane went down hard, bleeding on the ice, and Ilya was hiding in a stairwell to avoid Shane's teammates when he caught up on the WAG chat and saw the missed call from Jackie.

    Inspired by the last bit of "please leave a message" by Ravenesta

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    23 Feb 2026