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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    *Season 3 Fix-It*

    The fandom needs pampering, so here's the spoiler for this fic so you don't have to wonder if they'll make it: this is a happy ending story. You'll love this ending, period. It's swoony, spicy, funny, it has it all.

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    Nearly a year after returning to Heaven as Supreme Archangel, Aziraphale learns that the Second Coming is no distant prophecy but an active and deadly project. This time, Heaven intends to succeed, and Aziraphale has been tasked with delivering it.

    Hell has already made its move. A new Antichrist has been planted, not in a human but in a demon, a choice calculated to destabilise Heaven’s certainty from the inside out.

    And, of course, Aziraphale and Crowley are not speaking.

    What passed between them before the separation still lingers, unresolved and unspoken, and both will work independently to stop the Second Coming and save the imperfect world they have spent millennia protecting.

    A story about rebellion, perfection and loss, and the dangerous hope that love, even delayed, might still change the ending.

    Oh. And there's a baby too.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    In an alternate 14th century England, where magic is never far out of reach, Aziraphale is a nobleman, Crowley a thief, unlikely allies who find themselves drawn together despite societal and familial expectations.
    But their budding friendship, or perhaps something deeper, catches the attention of Earl Gabriel Herault, who desires Aziraphale for himself.
    Conspiring with a lovelorn accomplice, Gabriel casts a curse meant to tear them apart. When the spell backfires, Aziraphale and Crowley are forced to navigate an uncertain future with a heavy price.
    As they search for a way to break the curse, they find the strength of their bond tested in ways they never imagined.

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

    It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

    (Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)

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    31 May 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    31 May 2026

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    tildeathdoustogether
    ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list

    thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
    Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?

    tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
    you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride

     

    [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

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    31 May 2026