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Newton needs help in wooing a mystery suitor in time for Valentine's Day. Hermann agrees to help. What else are lab partners for?
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18 Mar 2023
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I will be chasing a starlight by feyburner, sundiscus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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“You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”
“Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.
Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”
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19 Oct 2022
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A Christmas/Advent fic where Uhura inspires Kirk to take pity on Spock during the twelve days of Christmas. Kirk is bored, Spock is unsuspecting and hilarity ensues.
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27 May 2022
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Goddamn motherfucking hell a fic I needed to read right now. Yes. Thank you.
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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10 Apr 2022
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"So it's a bet?" Jiang Cheng said. "Dance the showcase if you get him, fancy coffee machine if you don't?"
Wei Wuxian considered the machine. "Fine. You're on. I want it in red."
"Don't start planning your caffeine overdose yet."
"It's in the bag," Wei Wuxian said cheerfully. "There's no way they'll match me with someone like Lan Wangji."
Teaching Lan Wangji to dance in front of the nation for twelve weeks, how hard can that be? Wei Wuxian is about to find out.Series
- Part 1 of Wangxian Strictly AU
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20 Feb 2022
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Oh. I wish I read this earlier but I wasn’t in the right head space but gosh I am now and it’s just so perfect. Every bit of it. I know nothing about the show or dancing but your passion is evident. I love when I’m able to learn to appreciate something new, and here it was was something I got to enjoy every step of the way. Thank you for sharing this utter delight with us. It was moving, well paces, and so delightful. Thank you so so so much.
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Yiling Salon: Hair, Nails and Piercing by TriviasFolly
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 May 2021
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Five times Lan Zhan came to the Yiling Salon for Lan Yuan, and the one time he came for himself.
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29 Jul 2021
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The problem with CT Wei was, lamentably, not incompetence. Incompetence was a failing no one at the Gusu Bureau of Cultivation could forgive. Had he been incompetent, he would have already been dismissed from his position. No, the problem with CT Wei was far worse: he was friendly.
There's a new forensic cultivator in the GBC.
Lan Wangji is unimpressed.
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- Part 1 of CSI: Gusu Edition
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19 Jun 2021
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wanna feel a different kinda tension by verseau
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2020
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Four times Lan Zhan walks in on his roommate masturbating.
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06 Mar 2021
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all or nothing at all by kintou
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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His phone silently buzzed in his hand. ‘You deserve nice dates and things, you are worth that.’
Pissed off, Wei Ying sat up. ‘Am I shameful for not wanting to date who i fuck? I have enough nice things in my life.’
He was feeling like a fool. He wasn’t ashamed. He wasn’t.
Lan Zhan replied quickly. ‘I’m sorry, that was not what I wanted to imply. Of course it’s not shameful, Wei Ying. Your dating life could never decide your worth.’
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Or the one where Lan Zhan finds Wei Ying's dating profile, takes him out on a very soft date and decides that being a single dad and watching Disney movies is actually very sexy.
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01 Feb 2021
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)- Language:
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16 Dec 2020
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"Betrothed," Wei Ying says indignantly.
Lan Wangji can't stop his gaze from darting up to him. Wei Ying understands. Wei Ying is looking at him, wide-eyed and upset on his behalf.
"And you don't even like her," Wei Ying says.
"I don't even know her," Lan Wangji says quietly.
"But even if you did—" Wei Ying starts.
"I wouldn't want this," Lan Wangji finishes.
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27 Nov 2020
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I get religion quick 'cause you're looking divine by so_shhy
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2020
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Wei Wuxian wakes up stoned to the gills after an appendectomy and wants all the nurses to admire his beautiful, perfect husband.
Lan Wangji knows it’s just a ruse so he can visit in the family-only recovery room, but… well, it’s pretty nice to be able to hold his best friend’s hand.
Or: that video where the guy hits on his own wife after surgery, except kind of the opposite.
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02 Sep 2020
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as amber of ember glows by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Sep 2020
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“So you’re really telling me.” Wei Ying, flushed red and bunched up with his knees to his chest, is staring. Sort of abjectly, sort of disbelievingly. “This is a sex curse?”
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02 Sep 2020
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After one final look at the profile photo, Lan Zhan closed Grindr.
"Not even a flame?"
Startled, Lan Zhan turned to his left.
"I know not everyone wants to start chatting right off the bat, but you spent long enough looking at my face," said the man from the app, who was sitting at the bar.
Or: Lan Zhan gets stranded at the airport, decides to scroll through Grindr, and meets someone new.
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- Part 1 of Ticket to Ride
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27 Aug 2020
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10 Jul 2020
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by mistake or design by infierno
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2020
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“You’re indeed the head designer of Nuage haute couture,” Wei Ying says between giggles. “I just said your designs were pretty and you just—did you write an essay on that in fashion school?” He shakes his head. “I’m so far out of your league.”
“Your designs are also pretty.” Lan Zhan adds.
“I feel like I did you a disservice, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying grins. “I can wax poetics on your use of draping to accent the body if you want. I’ve kept all my praises to myself for far too long.”
“Please don’t.”
Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are the head designers of Nuage. One does haute couture, the other does ready-to-wear. They fall in love. Chaos ensues.
This fic now has a wonderful podfic by exmanhater ♡
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07 Jul 2020
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To smooth over a potential diplomatic incident, Zhao Yunlan tells the Flower Tribe that Da Qing is in charge of his marriage negotiations. He doesn't expect anyone to take him seriously.
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07 Jul 2020
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A chance meeting. An unexpected union. A kingdom in turmoil.
Secrets run deep in the tumultuous land of Haixing - but none more deeply than those between crown prince Zhao Yunlan and his mysterious new husband from Dixing.
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- Part 1 of The Crimson Lotus
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06 Jul 2020
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Wei Wuxian looks back to where Nie Huaisang had disappeared earlier, and feels a pinch to his heart. He does miss that time; when they were carefree, catching fish and trading silly porn books, getting drunk with Jiang Cheng while all of Cloud Recesses slept. Just. . . simple things.
But trust is a fragile line to walk, and after so many schemes and secrets, it’s hard to determine whether one’s intentions are good or deceiving.
or, Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang have a talk.
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28 Jun 2020
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花无百日红; the flower that withers by yiqie
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2020
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Lan Wangji opens his mouth. He closes it. He is blisteringly aware of how absurd it sounds for him to say, I am you, only happier. The truth, perhaps, is not always the best choice.
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Bookmarked by dontfall
28 Jun 2020