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John is unrequitedly in love with Sherlock. Sherlock asks John to kiss him as an experiment.
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“So, you don’t have a boyfriend?” Jane asked.
“A boyfriend?” Sherlock scoffed. “No, not really my area.”
“Oh! Do you have a girlfriend?”
“No.”
“Unattached like me. Good. I mean, not good like I want…just good like it’s okay because both of us will be like single ladies in the city. It’s fine.”
“I know it’s fine.” Sherlock hadn’t removed her eyes from Jane. “You should know, I consider myself married to my work. I’m flattered by your interest but I’m not really looking for anything right…”
“Ah, no! I wasn’t asking you out, I just think it’s fine.”
“Good. Thank you.”
But the flush on Jane’s skin made Sherlock regret declining her advances.
A retelling of series 1-3 as if our main characters were women instead of men including an alternative storyline for series 4.
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A World Without Batman by SlightlyPsycho
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
07 Oct 2025
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After saving an alien girl with special powers, Bruce is thrust into an alternate timeline, where Batman never existed. In this strange new world, Bruce discovers that many things have changed without Batman’s influence, especially Clark.
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A Palace Built of Stone and Tree Roots by feline_dreams
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 May 2025
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The night where the dwarves all invited themselves into Bag End wasn’t quite the first time Bilbo had hosted a dwarf there, but he would rather not think about the last time, seeing as he’s the only party involved that can remember all his shameful actions that night. Yet, he somehow still ends up traveling with the party of dwarves that includes his prior guest who seems not to have any memory of the incident.
When the elves capture the others following the fight with the giant spiders, he takes advantage of the ring to sneak in, unnoticed, with the party and takes on the responsibility of spying on the elves and putting together an escape plan. However, after weeks of sneaking around, he finds himself in trouble. Aches and pains he had previously written off get much more intense and he ends up alone and scared in an old storeroom, questioning if he’s going to die before breaking the dwarves out. Drama ensues.
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This is a work of fiction, I do not own the rights to The Hobbit or any of it's characters or settings, obviously.Bookmarked by ditzen
19 Apr 2025
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Keep it Secret by Potterheadelleth
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Before her father died, Bilbo Baggins swore him a secret, that no one would ever find out that the steadfast heir of Bag End was female. No one could ever know that she was, in fact, not a he. It was a secret she had planned to keep until the day she died. She didn't expect, however, for Gandalf the Grey to turn up at her doorstep with a company of Dwarves who wanted to reclaim their homeland from a dragon. Nor did she expect to follow after them.
But she did. Because she felt something towards their story. Because she knew, deep down, what it meant to not truly have a home. And it definitely had nothing to do with their leader with his heroic figure and his haunting voice. Nothing to do with Thorin Oakenshield at all.
She followed them on their dangerous journey across the world. But she knows that she has to keep her distance. It doesn't matter how charming they are or how kind. None of them can know. She has to keep it secret. She must keep it safe.
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Beneath the masks by iconstantlywanttoscream
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2024
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There are two things Clark is currently dealing with.
The first one being the discovery of his newly-acquired telepathic powers; which have so far proven to be nothing but a pain in his ass. Lucky him.
The second one being the fact that he was certain Batman despised him.
Until he wasn’t.
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or Clark becomes able to read minds and finds out what Batman really thinks of him.
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Moot Deliberation by quack_says_the_sane_one
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), DCU
08 Jul 2025
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Clark Kent has been Superman for a while now, and the last thing he expected to happen in that time was for him to develop feelings for the cold and distant Batman. But when his day job thrusts him into acquaintance with the billionaire Bruce Wayne, Clark thinks this new attraction will make the perfect distraction from his coworker. That is, until Batman begins acting strangely, almost as if his crush wasn’t as unrequited as he’d thought...
Bruce Wayne likes to keep a healthy work-life balance. That means no friendships with his coworkers, especially not Mr. Goody Two-Shoes with his dark hair and his innocent act. And Bruce is positive it is an act - at least, until he runs into Mr. Goody Two-Shoes at a fundraiser, wearing jeans and a sweater instead of tights and a cape. But hey, Clark definitely doesn’t realize who he is, so maybe they can be friends outside of work. Superman doesn’t need to know his secret identity has been cracked; Bruce knows nothing if not how to keep a secret.
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