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Secret Santa by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Secret Santa 2015
Dear Shane Hollander,
Thank you for participating in the MLH Secret Santa!
This year, you will be sending a gift to: Ilya Rozanov (Boston Raiders).
In order to get to know him and get a personalized gift, you will get access to an encrypted messaging app where you can ask him questions. Make sure you don't reveal who you are!
Please send your gift before December 15th to the Boston Raiders social media manager’s office at the address below.
Merry Christmas!
The MLH Social Media Team
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Or: Shane and Ilya never hooked up, Shane needs to get Ilya a secret santa gift, and Ilya is on a mission to figure out who his secret santa is.
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A Private Tour of Lake Como with Captain Ilya by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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"We are going on a boat tour of the lake!"
"Oh, cool!"
Shane was a little underwhelmed by the surprise. He assumed they would do this at some point. A boat was the best way to see the villas and towns surrounding the lake. He wasn't sure why Rose was making a big deal out of this.
"But, not just any tour," she continued. "The captain of this specific boat is, according to about 35 reviews on TripAdvisor, 'the hottest guy you'll ever see'."
There it was. She was trying to set him up again. With an Italian boat captain this time, so at least she got points for originality.
"Rose. Do not try to set me up with some random Italian man."
"First of all, he's not Italian, he's Russian. And he's not random. In fact, I did extensive research about him. He used to play hockey!"
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Or, after the Prospect cup in 2008, Ilya disappeared and never made it to the NHL. 18 years later, he's driving a tour boat on Lake Como, and Shane is his passenger.
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Salesman of the Year by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov: Cliff tells me you are the best salesperson here.
Shane Hollander: Yeah, I guess I’ve been getting some good deals lately.
Ilya Rozanov: Good for you.
Shane Hollander: Thanks.
Ilya Rozanov: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Shane Hollander: Sorry?
Ilya Rozanov: I have no intention of being the second best, so.
Shane Hollander: Ok, give it your best shot then.
Ilya Rozanov: Oh I will.
Shane Hollander: Good.
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Or: Heated Rivalry, but instead of hockey, it’s tech sales.
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Whatsapp work skin.
- Text messages, photos, videos, voice messages, links and quotes;
- Group chats;
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HTML/CSS to replicate an email in Gmail as a work skin.
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Workskin to mimic Slack.
Update: now we have @mentions
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bad idea, right? by cherhorowitz8
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Apr 2026
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After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.
Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.
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A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.
A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?
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- Part 2 of message sent to seller