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    “Have you ever thought about getting one?” Lyonel asked.

    Dunk furrowed his brow at Lyonel’s vague question until it dawned on him. “Oh, fuck off—”

    “Rude!” Lyonel exclaimed in delight. “How rude you are to me for asking but a simple question!”

    “A hedge knight with an earring is asking to be robbed,” Dunk drawled.

    A concession turns into a confession, and Duncan wears both very well.

    -OR-

    How an earring altered the trajectory of House Baratheon.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Lyonel Baratheon takes interest in a penniless hedge knight lost amidst the revelry. Dunk struggles to come to terms with this strange new aspect of knighthood.

    They cannot foresee how the tourney at Ashford Meadow will unfold.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Formula 1 didn't just find a new winner under the Monza floodlights. It let something clinical, silent, and completely unaligned with the circus into the paddock.

    Following the mid-season death of their primary driver, a bankrupt lower-tier team forcefully tugs chief diagnostic tech Casey Daley out from under his familiar hybrid chassis and slams him headfirst into the cockpit. He doesn't want the glory; he just wants back under the hood.

    Colt Seavers—a veteran champion passed between the piranha tanks of Red Bull and Ferrari—instantly recognizes a system error when he sees one. Casey is a raw nerve, a stray animal thrown into a roaring human arena. When corporate extortion threatens to blacklist the kid from ever touching a race car again, Colt strikes a dangerous, high-stakes deal: he will play the arrogant, aggressive villain in a fake PR rivalry to secure the kid's engineering credentials.

    Colt isn't just trying to conquer a new rival. He's trying to build a cage around a ghost before the paddock eats him alive.

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    26 Jun 2026

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