dirkrezispritesquared
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a cliche (meant affectionately) little vantascest ficlet featuring karkat ranting himself into realizing his hatred, porrim and kanaya stirring shit, and declarations of hate.
[chapter 1 has untranslated typing quirks; chapter 2 is the same ficlet without typing quirks]
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this was my first time writing smut, so it's probably not that good lol.
hope u enjoy it anyway.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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Bookmarked by dirkrezispritesquared
07 Jan 2026
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An illness becomes an opportunity for a pair of scientists pioneering a controversial new technology.
Bookmarked by dirkrezispritesquared
07 Jan 2026
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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Bookmarked by dirkrezispritesquared
25 Nov 2025
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Months post-game, things are settling down. Dave isn't sure what to do about Dirk following him around like a baby duck. Flirt with him?
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- Part 1 of anon hs fics
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Bookmarked by dirkrezispritesquared
25 Apr 2023
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I can’t help falling... off this ladder and being rescued by you? That’s way too many syllables. by yesfir
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 May 2021
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The fall from the ladder only caused a concussion. The consequences of the rescue are much more severe. You definitely have a crush - a big one.
[written to a lovely (sfw) kink meme prompt, which detailed sollux falling off a ladder at his shitty retail job and dave sitting with him while waiting for the ambulance, resulting in pale crushes. what it says on the tin, with some rogue world building & a shitty strider backstory thrown in.]
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Bookmarked by dirkrezispritesquared
26 Aug 2023