DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
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Karkat Vantas is his village’s sacrifice to the royal family of the Humans, raised to be abstinent until the day he is given over to be part of a royal harem. On the day of his eighth wriggling day, the Humans arrive to take him.
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It is August 29, 2011 when the news of contact with an alien lifeform reaches the public of Earth. Trolls, they are called.
This is a collection of journals, diaries, transcripts, and assignments written by our four heroes as they manage to cope with the end of the world at the hands of a cruel alien empress.
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He's Golden by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
24 Jul 2016
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Johnny Cade is a nineteen year old kid without a home and anywhere to go. That's only until he meets Dallas Winston and Twobit Matthews, who give him a sense of purpose and a warm place to sleep.
MODERN AU.
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Karkat finds Gamzee post game.
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Bro is forced to grow up too fast when he finds a little baby on the street.
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Seventeen robotic cats of the Lalonde Laboratory by asterCrash for MorbidOptimist
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Nov 2015
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For the Cyberpocalypstuck Universe at the behest of MorbidOptimist
Drabbles about the many robotic cats wandering around the abandoned cathedral turned laboratory/home of the Lalonde sisters as they work to fix their world following society's collapse and humanity's retreat from the surface.
Featuring Roxy Lalonde as Scientist Supreme and humanity's greatest hope
Rose Lalonde as a reclusive bookworm who enjoys her sister's company and unrestricted internet access
Kanaya Maryam as a vampiric android seeking a means of uniting the limited series 7R011 prototypes and finding a way to restart mass production of her race
Porrim Maryam as a girl out for a good time, but otherwise on the same quest as her circuitclone.Bookmarked by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
21 Dec 2017
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Dave gets a good night's rest, and John stretches the limits of what can be considered a "prank," and not "completely violating your best bro's trust and probably ruining your friendship forever."
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Bookmarked by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
22 Jul 2016
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This boy.
This boy was going to get you fired.
And you would have mixed feelings of regret…and something else.
Bookmarked by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
22 Jul 2016
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Siggy has no idea how to write stories (with friends) by Lizardlicks, siggykuu
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Aug 2024
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i'm more of an artist than a writer, so sorry for the constant not real good writing
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Bookmarked by DirkDatAssStrider (dirkdatassstrider)
17 Jul 2016
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In which a thirty-something year old dude has lil girls in his apartment
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03 Oct 2015