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Unlike many other high school health teachers who still followed the same tired, outdated curriculum from the 90s, Dan Johnson continually updated his curriculum to match current health trends, both nationwide and in the surrounding area. Looking up into the flushed, increasingly panicked face of his former student, a statistic flashed into his head: In the past two years, more than 35% of sexually mature male centaurs have developed a largely benign but emotionally distressing new condition called spontaneous involuntary ejaculation disorder (SIED for short).
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“Once we’re in the room, it’s standard procedure: Find their I.D.s, strip ‘em, and load ‘em into the transport cages. You can have your fun with them on the way back to the facility, so don’t get distracted by a pair of big tits and leave someone else to pick up your slack.” He shot a quelling glance at Ferguson, who flushed and looked down at his boots while his teammates stifled laughter behind their gloved hands.
“Any questions?” He glanced around, but no one made a peep. Dirk grinned. “Okay, let’s go teach these cuntboys a lesson.”
___Federal Gender Registration Board officer Dirk Collins leads a raid on a group of unsuspecting cuntboy activists. He finds an unexpected hidden gem during the raid, one who inspires him to capitalize on the perks of his job more than he ever has in his 15 years of service.
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10 Jul 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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03 Jul 2026
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Lately, Vito has been waking up with a sore asshole. The sensation is deep and not something Vito is familiar with. Whenever he clenches, he feels it ache within him, then there’s an echo of something that Vito thinks he should recognize but does not.
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- Part 176 of Writing Prompts, Terribly Misused