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Someones Gonna Love Me (Even If We're Just Friends for Eternity) by dilfpaste
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
14 Feb 2023
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Simon Riley and John Mactavish are in love with each other, but everyone knows work, unfortunately, must come first. Especially in this field.
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Omen is Cyphers black, blue, and purple knight. His universe.
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A fellow agent is getting married, and Omen's never had to dress formally before. How the hell does he tie a tie?
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Elpis awakens Wesker within Zeno. Sent to retrieve what’s left of Zeno after ARK’s downfall, a member of The Connections severely underestimates the symbiotic relationship between sire and progeny. The damaged imitation seeks out a perfect host to replicate and unify the essence of Albert Wesker, but not without a struggle between their stark differences in personalities. Facing the unfortunate consequences of Elpis having neutralized his full potency, Wesker battles with limited time to become whole again, all while running into a freshly divorced Leon S. Kennedy.
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23 Mar 2026
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Requiem of a Former Life by BlueEyedArcher
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Mar 2026
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Zeno had gone still like a deer caught in a pair of headlights. Dried blood crusted the corners of his mouth. Crimson stains spread in messy swathes around the curve of his throat. His mouth crooked open as if to speak yet still no sound came. Leon took a step closer. His hand rested firmly on Requiem where it was nestled in the holster tucked against his ribcage. Two rounds remained after he dealt the death blow to Gideon. He estimated it wouldn't take more than one shot to put Zeno out of his misery. His thumb stroked the wing pattern of the grip thoughtfully. The other man flinched away from the agent. He squeezed his eyes shut as if he were expecting the blast of the gun to be his last taste of the living world. Shoulders hunched, Zeno tucked himself further under his lean-to of rubble as if he were afraid.
Of Leon of all people.
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Leon gives Zeno a second chance at life, knowing damn well the consequences that will inevitably befall him.Bookmarked by dilfpaste
16 Mar 2026
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Robby doesn't know what to do when his student doctor points out how much he touches him. Or when he points out the implications of it either.
Luckily for him, Dennis Whittaker takes things into his own hands. Literally.
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05 Dec 2025
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dennis ends ups with a stalker
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26 Nov 2025
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Its the Holiday Season (and everything that comes with it) by MadeWithMagic
Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game)
24 Aug 2022
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Apparently, the ‘no fraternization’ rule that most people usually softly ignored was even more disregarded during the holidays. Omen could see the couples forming across the room, caught up in the buzzing energy.
Even Brimstone, who was supposed to be the one enforcing the 'no fraternization' rule, was standing on Kay/o's bent arms like a ladder to hang mistletoe in one area of the room's ceiling. A mistletoe. They were a secret government shadow organization and there was a mistletoe in their common room.
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AKA. my friend suggested i write "soft cyphmen (or cysomen) where omens never celebrated christmas before cause he had no one to celebrate it with but now he does and cypher goes all out to make it extra special for omen djfhjfjfhdjfhfjr"Series
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24 Aug 2022
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magic made this for me and now i owe them my life